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Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:03 pm EDT

Create-a-Caption: 'So that's how Gomes got his Rayhawk'

By 'Duk

Ah, Jonny Gomes — you're the non-playoff roster gift that keeps on giving. I don't know what that gigantic flame was doing behind your head before Game 1 of the ALCS and frankly I don't want to know. Just keep getting yourself into situations that call for a Create-a-Caption and you'll be a postseason hero in any book. 

(You amateur Internet copy editors know the drill ... How should this caption read?)

Follow the jump for winners from the last Gomes' C-a-C:

"And starting for the Rays at lumberjack ..." 

1st — Dave D.

"I got a 6-foot deep hole in back for Mr. Krispies if he starts to run his mouth again"

2nd— Anrkist.

"Josh Beckett better watch his ankles or I'll give him the Curt Schilling special."

3rd — Random Clown.  

"Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho. It's home from the ALCS we go."

Related: 2008 MLB playoffs, 2008 ALCS - Red Sox vs. Rays

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  1. Thomas O
    1. Posted by Thomas O Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    I didn't realize Justin Timberlake played for the Rays
  2. Thomas O
    2. Posted by Thomas O Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    That must be how they got their sexy back
  3. Thomas
    3. Posted by Thomas Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:01 pm EDT

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    NEW MLB TEAM: The Tampa Bay Flaming Gays
  4. Anrkist
    4. Posted by Anrkist Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    Foreshadowing the Apocalypse if they actually win this.
  5. mdayvas
    5. Posted by mdayvas Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    Get red to start pulling for the Dodgers... Stop everything you are doing and send positive energy there way...
  6. Geoffrey
    6. Posted by Geoffrey Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    "What hellfire and brimstone? There's none of that here. I mean, selling my soul for a World Series ring? Seriously, I don't know where you're getting that idea from."
  7. Easy31
    7. Posted by Easy31 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Who won the Allstar game? Are we playing ALCS or NLCS rules in the Series?
    GO RAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. dino427
    8. Posted by dino427 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    you go RAYS! beat up the bosucks
  9. dino427
    9. Posted by dino427 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    Bosucks Bosucks Bosucks Bosucks Bosucks Bosucks Bosucks Bosucks Bosucks
    Go RAYS!!!1
  10. Harry the Husky
    10. Posted by Harry the Husky Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:30 pm EDT

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    Something's on fire, but it's not Jonny's career.
  11. Vaffanculo
    11. Posted by Vaffanculo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    That bean burrito is talking back.
  12. Vaffanculo
    12. Posted by Vaffanculo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    In the same vein as the glowing puck, TBS creates a special f/x for the C-A-C subject.
  13. Vaffanculo
    13. Posted by Vaffanculo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Ewwwww! That makes me so mad, I could just.......
  14. Harold
    14. Posted by Harold Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    I fell into a burning ring of Fire and it burns burns burns The Ring OF Fire
  15. Harold
    15. Posted by Harold Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    Or Maybe if you are a funk o naut
    Fire Somethings Burning SOmethings Burning (Ala The Ohio Players)
  16. Harold
    16. Posted by Harold Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    and lastly There is always.
    "Dude ,Does Tough Actin Tinactin work On Arm Pits? ' Cause man are they itchy."
  17. Brett K
    17. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "Dude, maybe that was a gas line I punctured with my pick axe."
  18. Brett K
    18. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    Give the senior citizens of Florida a postseason, and they think they have to burn their diapers.
  19. Brett K
    19. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "AHHH, does anyone smell something burning?"
  20. Brett K
    20. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "UHG, Jonny make fire, Jonny real man, Jonny go mallet woman to make bride."
  21. Brett K
    21. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    Beer cup breath
  22. Brett K
    22. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "There was burning when I peed before I drinked from my cup, now there is burning from my breath after. There has to be a link."
  23. Brett K
    23. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "Thats the last time I eat in Little Havanna before a game."
  24. Brett K
    24. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "Maybe I shouldnt have eaten that stuff Big Papi sent to the clubhouse."
  25. Brett K
    25. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "I wonder if anyone can tell I cut one?"

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