Among the beautiful people at Sunday's game between the Miami Heat and Boston Celtics was none other than Sammy Sosa. To give you an idea of how expensive those courtside seats must have been, it looks like the former Chicago Cubs slugger had to take a break from the expensive process of "rejuvenating his skin."
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Dan. "Maybe Starlin needs this."
2nd — Egethepege. "Not shown in picture: The 25 throwing errors necessary to get that rosin bag to the mound."
3rd — NinjaCrooks. "Hey Big Z, I found that cheeseburger you were looking for last week!"
HM — Steve. "The Force is strong with this one."