August 13, 2009
Despite my protestations, Yankees pitcher A.J. Burnett(notes) continues with his oh-so-hilarious shaving cream pie war against his high-flying teammates. Here, the $80 million man derives joy the only way he knows how ... by walloping teammate Robinson Cano(notes) after Wednesday's walkoff, hastily placing the fluff in a towel and rushing past the crew to pull off his attack.
Hey, we all get our kicks through different ways and means.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?