Create-a-Caption: 'My average must be down here somewhere'

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If you were watching last night's Red Sox-Orioles game, you had to have a suspicions that Coco Crisp's leap over the wall in pursuit of a Ramon Hernandez 3-run HR (video here) might end up as a Create-a-Caption. Luckily the AP photographer captured the moment well and here it is.

So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C:

C-a-C: 'Hey Mr. Woodchuck, is this bat made out of ... wood?"

(Great job by everyone on this one ... there were a few I couldn't reprint that got more than a laugh.)

1st — ferto6.

After a satisfying steak dinner, Carlos Quentin likes to kick back and clean his teeth with one of Alexei Ramirez's bats.

2nd — flash.

Carlos Quintin does his best impression of Ron Burgundy, playing the flute in front of his hot date in the stands.

3rd —W.B.

Swish, you liar! There's no creamy nougat center!

HM — Ron Trauma.

"Hey!! This isn't a Silver Slugger Award!!!!!! It's a chocolate bat wrapped in foil!!!!! Awesome!!!!"

HM —GiantKiller.

(To Ozzie Guillen) ".....and when you have something really nasty to say, just do this

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1. Posted by Anonymous Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT
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Coco Crisp: Yeah, he was there.
2. Posted by BASEBALLFURIES Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:24 pm EDT
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After Manny fled to the other league, Coco Crisp took a message too literally and decided to do the same.
3. Posted by Anrkist Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT
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"That'll teach those celebrity girlfriends to show up at the games."
4. Posted by The Layt Show Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:54 pm EDT
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"Heeeeeey, idiot, the ball is way back here."
5. Posted by Russell Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT
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Coco practices his balance beam routine for the next Olympics.
6. Posted by Too much fantasy Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT
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Orioles Bullpen Coach: That right there is a five tenths deduction for not keeping your feet together. But he plays for Boston...he'll probably still get the bronze.
7. Posted by scottsexfan Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT
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Taking cues from the sign behind him, Coco Crisp tries to "get there."
8. Posted by The Layt Show Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:54 pm EDT
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Coco Crisp installs the new cameras for the home run instant replay system.
9. Posted by Silver D Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:23 pm EDT
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keep lookin. dude
10. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT
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Coco Crisp is fed up with his batting average so he opts for the quickest route back to Boston....
11. Posted by Thomas Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT
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I gotta save timmy!!
12. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT
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Remembering Manny's Moment when he high fived the Sox fan at Camden Yards...Coco Crisp tries to recreate that moment but unfortunately screws up the timing of the high-five...and the catch.
13. Posted by Geoffrey Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT
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Upon venturing too close to the wall, Coco Crisp sees the lower half of the message: "Be there, not here". To the horror of the Baltimore relief pitchers, Coco gets swallowed up by the mysterious Bullpen Monster of Camden Yards and discovers just what happened to Brady Anderson all these years.
14. Posted by bob hope Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:33 pm EDT
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Enticed by the Olympics, Coco Crisp tries his hand at the pole vault with a simultaneous attempt at the pommel horse.
15. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT
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There's Waldo!!!
16. Posted by Strega Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT
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The Orioles bullpen practices their magic tricks by sawing Coco Crisp in half.
17. Posted by Strega Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT
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Since there's only half of him, can we just call him, "Co"?
18. Posted by djsperr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT
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Oh look, a quarter!
19. Posted by Hard-Rock, Heavy-Metal Defense Initiative, Inc. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:13 pm EDT
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"SCATTER EVERYONE - the steroid testers are coming, AHHHHH!!!"
20. Posted by Strega Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT
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Getting there is "half" the fun.
21. Posted by Strega Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT
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Nobody ever looks in Baltimore's bullpen. That's why Coco Crisp uses it for the between innings game of hide-'n-seek.
22. Posted by Little Jon Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:54 pm EDT
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Hey look guys! I found our season down here!
Upset that he was not chosen as the 50th million visitor to Camden Yards, Coco Crisp takes his frustration out on the O's bullpen and it's outfield walls.
23. Posted by Hard-Rock, Heavy-Metal Defense Initiative, Inc. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:13 pm EDT
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"Coco Crisp demostrates in athletetic form, how the Sox will end up this year: landing flat on their faces"
24. Posted by Strega Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT
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Robbie Knievel fails to clear the Oriole bullpen.
25. Posted by Strega Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT
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And this is why Nike, will put a bigger swoosh on the bottom of all cleats.