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The dismantling of Metrodome's baseball infrastructure began shortly after the Yankees swept the Twins on Sunday night. No word on what Derek Jeter (notes) called dibs on.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from last week's C-a-C featuring the Cardinals:

"I'm sorry, did Buzz Bissinger write a book about you?"

1st — David. "It was Chris! Chris tapped you on the shoulder! Man, you always fall for that."

2nd — stan h. "LaRussa showcases leadership in Knotts Berry Farm decision."

3rd — Jesse H. "It's cool don't let me interrupt you, it's not like I've managed for 30 years and won two World Series or anything, but really let's all shut up and hear what the most exciting man in baseball has to say..."

HM — Michael G. "Yo Chris, Im'a let you finish, but Cliff Lee (notes) had one of the best postseason starts of all time!"

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1. Posted by BMB Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:02 pm EDT
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Here's all of Joe's plates. Now if we can grab a few of his 'cups' our Joe Mauer dining set will be complete!
2. Posted by Five_outs Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:07 pm EDT
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Long overdue
3. Posted by ngdmartin@... Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:17 pm EDT
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Twins groundstaff try a new strategy of taking the bases to the runners to see if they can make their way around safely......
4. Posted by BMB Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:19 pm EDT
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And with great sadness, we lay to rest here the hope of bringing a sports title to the Twin Cities. Amen.
5. Posted by Rafael Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:19 pm EDT
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VOICE heard after one game playoff: Hey! HEY! Put that back!!!! We still need that for one more game!!!!!
6. Posted by Btown Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:19 pm EDT
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I wonder if a Yankee fan buried a jersey under here....
7. Posted by gregoryrmeyer_meyer Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:20 pm EDT
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1 Home plate for every man the Twins left on base!!!
8. Posted by BMB Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:22 pm EDT
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Look everyone!! I'm 'stealing' home! Aaaaaaaahhhh!
9. Posted by djsperr Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:47 pm EDT
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I don't know why this was even here, they never even used it.
10. Posted by Mat Gleason Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:01 pm EDT
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Put the stack in Favre's locker. Brett wants to hold a press conference tomorrow to let everyone know he still hasn't decided what to do with them.
11. Posted by Airlock Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:16 pm EDT
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hey look it's Jimmy Hoffa.... who woulda thought they could get him squeezed down there....
12. Posted by Brooks D. Simpson Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:22 pm EDT
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Hey, it's not as if the Twins can run the bases, anyway.
13. Posted by Brian P Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:00 pm EDT
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This seems like a crazy place to put a swimming pool, but that's what the boss wanted.
14. Posted by Roar of 84 Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:08 pm EDT
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"We have to send these to Detroit, they won a bid on E-bay." "I guess they was hoping it would plate them a few more runs!!!" said the Grounds Crew guy.
15. Posted by phantom1 Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:39 pm EDT
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"This one completes my collection of MLB plates."
16. Posted by Eddie L Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:45 pm EDT
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Delmon Young: "Hey Jose you're technically still a rookie, right?"
Jose Mijares: "Yes, why you ask?"
DY: "Well, there's a little thing called rookie hazing, you should try it out"
JM: "Oh ok, What I do? "
DY: "Get in the hole Jose. Then stay there for a season or two."
17. Posted by NorCalJon Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:47 pm EDT
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"Nope, Knoblauch's talent isn't here either! Keep looking though, Yankee fans swore he left it somewhere around here."
18. Posted by Eddie L Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:50 pm EDT
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For some odd reason, Scott Rolen's off-season hobby is thievery.
19. Posted by NorCalJon Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:00 pm EDT
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Like many American families, the Twins look throw out old junk that just lies around going unused.
20. Posted by stan h Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:07 pm EDT
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Scavenger hunt ends in double hernia.
21. Posted by Sucka Punch (as in "Eat it, Scott Podsednik") Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:08 pm EDT
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We must burry this so no one ever knows baseball was once played here.
22. Posted by Brandon Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:45 pm EDT
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One of the guys with the shovels: "This is where we are going to bury the guy who ran on the field as his punishment!"
23. Posted by Tom Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:24 pm EDT
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Who the hell buried a David Ortiz jersey in here?
24. Posted by bob hope Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:33 pm EDT
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Yes! the dome is dead!