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Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:06 pm EDT

Create-a-Caption: 'I did get a bowl of soup with this haircut'

By 'Duk

Yes, I did just postthis picture of Jonny Gomes because he has a Mohawk and because Mohawks are funny. No, at no point did I ever consider that his penchant for turning testicular protection into beer funnels or his affinity for onfield brawling might make for a quite excellent Create-a-Caption. No sir. Not a chance. Never. In fact, I'm shocked you would even infer such a thing.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Monday's C-a-C:

'Who knew Rick James was a Cubs fan?' 

1st — yogaflame.

security: i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
cubs fan: wwwhhaaattt!!!
security: I said i'm going to have to ask you to leave
cubs fan: OHHH-KKKK!!!
security: so are the cubs going to win the WS?
cubs fan: YYEEAAAHHHH!!!

2nd — Dr. Thunder. 

"Darkness!!! That was a hundred years ago, Charlie Murphy."

3rd — random content generator.

"You can't toss us out for using bad language — my kid's shirt says Foo-koo-doh-may; Whaddaya think it says?"

HM — Brett K.

"What do you mean these arent our seats, you mean to tell me we are all the way up there?"

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  1. Chase
    1. Posted by Chase Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    Road Warrior Animal introduces the WWE to his newest tag team partner, " Road Warrior GOMES"
  2. Dave D
    2. Posted by Dave D Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    Jonny Gomes readies himself for the playoffs by channeling his inner-Zangief (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zangief)
  3. Dan the TEA Man
    3. Posted by Dan the TEA Man Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    Jonny Gomes fails to see weed-eater coming.
  4. yogaflame
    4. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Johnny Gomes gravely misunderstands the terminology and use of the legendary "landing strip"
  5. yogaflame
    5. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    I shaved my head and donated the hair to my new charity....Gomes' Domes
  6. Jeff B
    6. Posted by Jeff B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    "Seriously, I never thought we'd actually make the playoffs. I thought that bet was a sure thing!"
  7. yogaflame
    7. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    haha props dave...i love the zangief thing...i've got that theme song stuck in my head now...
  8. Jeff B
    8. Posted by Jeff B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    (By the way, what happened to the C-a-C with the pic of A-Ram getting faced with a fastball?)
  9. yogaflame
    9. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    The carpet matches the drapes...in color and length
  10. Chris
    10. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:49 pm EDT

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    Gomes, on getting haircut: I got tired of people asking me for Jessica Simpson's autograph, or Jessica Biel's, or whoever that damned Mouseketeer is dating these days...
  11. yogaflame
    11. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    if we win the alds then my eyebrows are goin too
  12. joebitots
    12. Posted by joebitots Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    Yeah I drink beer from my cup, want to fight about it?
  13. rwl060
    13. Posted by rwl060 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    "I figured if I was gonna punch guys when they're already down, I might as well look the part, ya know?"
  14. yogaflame
    14. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Johnny Gomes...distracted by Erin Andrew's dugout reporting...fails to recognize the field camera's proximity
  15. djsperr
    15. Posted by djsperr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    Oh that guy has a pretty big cup... I bet I could fit a whole beer into that one!
  16. Geoffrey
    16. Posted by Geoffrey Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    The latest trend to replace bobbleheads: the Johnny Gomes "Wooly Willy" game. (http://www.smethporttoy.com/woolywilly/index.html)
  17. Butt Pirate
    17. Posted by Butt Pirate Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    Why couldn't you post another gay picture today, 'Duk? You know, you really turned me on yesterday.
  18. Grinch
    18. Posted by Grinch Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 pm EDT

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    Hi, I'm Johnny Gomes an immature idiot with a bad haircut...
  19. Vaffanculo
    19. Posted by Vaffanculo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    New definition of Male Pattern Baldness.
  20. Vaffanculo
    20. Posted by Vaffanculo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    The scrub brush look to show that the Rays are going for a clean sweep.
  21. Kray-Z Ed
    21. Posted by Kray-Z Ed Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    Got drunk, passed out, woke up like this. Dam rookies
  22. Brett K
    22. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    "After I got done drinking out of my protective cups, I used it as a template to cut my hair. I call it the "Beer Nuts"."
  23. yogaflame
    23. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    yeah...my head represents the "T" in tampa bay rays
  24. AndreBar
    24. Posted by AndreBar Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Jonny Gomes was late to batting practice due to the filming of a Taxi Driver re-make.
  25. yogaflame
    25. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Gomes is planning on doing the same to his beard next..

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