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Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:08 pm EDT

Create-a-Caption: 'How did you know? It's just what I wanted!'

By 'Duk

When it comes to the Hard Rock brand, I abide only by one simple rule: Thou shalt only patronize its most excellent casino in Las Vegas, where I had my best blackjack run ever.

However, as we were told on Wednesday by Alex Rodriguez, the New York Yankees and a very special t-shirt, the new Yankee Stadium will feature a 7,000-square foot Hard Rock restaurant within its walls. Sadly, though, there will be no blackjack tables. 

So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-a-C:

"My friend, my friend, he's got a knife."

1st — Freddy Von Candlemaker. 

"Beeeessss!!!!!!!!!!!! Killer Beeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!!!"

2nd — Barrett K.

Don't you know where we are? Haven't you seen "Children of the Corn"? Run, man, run for your life!!!

3rd — PatriotsRage311.

Get the eff outta my way man, the mini-pizza bagels are ready!"

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  1. Carlos Rubi
    1. Posted by Carlos Rubi Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm EDT

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    What will they bury next, a Mexican soccer uniform?
  2. lhendrix184
    2. Posted by lhendrix184 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    "Hank!Hank! What the hell is this? I told you I don't wear white!!! I can't work under these conditions!!!! Someone get me a no-fat, mocha latte!!! I said now!!!!"
  3. jlpamc
    3. Posted by jlpamc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    Having to cut costs elsewhere due to massive stadium overspending, A-Rod proudly displays the Yankees 2009 home uniform.
  4. Stewie
    4. Posted by Stewie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    Since when does David Ortiz work for the Hard Rock Cafe?
  5. Seth
    5. Posted by Seth Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    Hey fellas, shouldn't this read A-Rod Cafe, Rodriguez Stadium?
  6. Thomas
    6. Posted by Thomas Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT

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    Yea! Hard Rock Cafe! this is even better than my draft day!
  7. scottsexfan
    7. Posted by scottsexfan Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Wait, I'm being demoted to head server? Damn you Cashman....
  8. Jonathan R
    8. Posted by Jonathan R Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Hey kids, if you stay off the steroids and away from Jose Canseco parties, maybe some day you can wear this uniform.
  9. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    9. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Can't wait to get to Toronto and have a blonde stripper model this for me.
  10. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    10. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Look out belowwwwwwwwwww.
    Ouch, he should have worn his hard hat.
  11. Brown Clown
    11. Posted by Brown Clown Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    hard rock cafe - over 26 championships served!
  12. Brown Clown
    12. Posted by Brown Clown Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Hard Rock Cafe - don't hate the player hate your crappy stadium!
  13. Brown Clown
    13. Posted by Brown Clown Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Hard Rock = Yankees
    Limp [profane] = Red Socks
  14. Brown Clown
    14. Posted by Brown Clown Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Hard Rock = Yankees
    Limp C*o*c*k = Red Sox
  15. lupe r
    15. Posted by lupe r Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:58 pm EDT

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    I hit 500 home runs and all I get is this lousy t-shirt!!
  16. Mr C.
    16. Posted by Mr C. Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    Scott Boras got the Yankees to throw this in as part of my new deal.
  17. CardCraze
    17. Posted by CardCraze Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:20 pm EDT

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    Finally a jersey I like! Those Yankee pinstripes made me look fat.
  18. dwright
    18. Posted by dwright Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Man, if only my wife could make my rock hard. Oh well, I'll just give my bi*ch a call...... George!!
  19. Mike
    19. Posted by Mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:54 pm EDT

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    When it comes to HARD, I'll take a Viagara T-Shirt!
  20. NYY
    20. Posted by NYY Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    A - Rod: Alright! A hard hat! Now, if i could just get Derek a Police uniform, Jason an indian cheif costume, Jorge a biker outfit, Mariano a military uniform, and find Hank's cowboy costume from last halloween we can make a Village People tribute band! I'll get what I've always wanted! Yay!
  21. l.enyce
    21. Posted by l.enyce Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    As long as everyone knows there's just one King in this place.
  22. Cubbies
    22. Posted by Cubbies Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    I'm hoping this T-shirt will help me be hard as a rock in the playoffs. Lord knows I've been a softie there. Oh yeah... that's right: if we get there.
  23. John H
    23. Posted by John H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Is that Ryan Seacrest?
  24. lazer eyes
    24. Posted by lazer eyes Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    We agreed, only Madonna stuff on the walls of this one, right?

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