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When it comes to the Hard Rock brand, I abide only by one simple rule: Thou shalt only patronize its most excellent casino in Las Vegas, where I had my best blackjack run ever.

However, as we were told on Wednesday by Alex Rodriguez, the New York Yankees and a very special t-shirt, the new Yankee Stadium will feature a 7,000-square foot Hard Rock restaurant within its walls. Sadly, though, there will be no blackjack tables. 

So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-a-C:

"My friend, my friend, he's got a knife."

1st — Freddy Von Candlemaker. 

"Beeeessss!!!!!!!!!!!! Killer Beeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!!!"

2nd — Barrett K.

Don't you know where we are? Haven't you seen "Children of the Corn"? Run, man, run for your life!!!

3rd — PatriotsRage311.

Get the eff outta my way man, the mini-pizza bagels are ready!"

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