Wed Apr 08 02:23pm EDT
Judging from the ol' email inbox, some of you are jonesin' for another Create-a-Caption. With apologies for a delay due to Opening Day festivities, here's a real challenge for you fiends: A picture from Tuesday night's Tigers-Blue Jays game which featured NO BEER at Rogers Centre because of past liquor license violations. What you'll come up with from inanimate beer taps and basically nothing else, I have no idea. But I'm looking forward to it.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from last week's ax-smashing C-a-C with Bernie Williams:
1st — Jon W.
"I said play like SLASH on the guitar, not SMASH the guitar!"
2nd — Eurometal.
"Season Legends Suites holders find out that alcohol is not included in the complimentary amenities."
3rd — Brian P.
"Bernie smashes guitars equally well from the left and right sides of the plate."