Tue Feb 17 04:39pm EST

Sure, it's probably just the angle Nick Friedell shot this photo from, but given the amused looks of Mariano Rivera and Andy Pettitte, I'd like to think Derek Jeter will have to hold a press conference of his own on Wednesday. "It was just a scratch!" he'd claim.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Monday's just-as-awkward C-a-C:
'C'mon Clayton, pose with Mr. Torre for a photo'
1st — rexdeaz.
"Hi, I'm Joe Torre. And this here is Johnny. Johnny's been a bandwagon Dodgers fan since August 2nd, 2008. And if we don't sign Manny, he and his friends are gonna go back to watching the MLS. So please folks, with just a dollar a day we can raise enough money to re-sign Manny and keep Johnny and others like him from abandoning us right after our first 4 game losing streak."
2nd — BKan.
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