Honestly, when I saw this tiny (dancers) preview pic in the AP photo archive, I instantly thought that Elton John was at a baseball game, providing a great C-a-C in the process.
But then again, no! Upon closer inspection, I realized that it was actually Pete Rose more or less dressed up as Elton John at a Reds game. The Hit King impersonating The Hit King.
(I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do.)
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Allen. "A melee ensues as the manager said first one to the dugout gets traded to a team in contention."
3rd — Wing Nut. "Austin, you da man!! We aren't mathematically eliminated yet!"
HM — Mark M. "The Washington Nationals celebrating Sunday's record attendance of 3."
HM — capttoto. "The Nationals new 'Fight the Fans' promotion bodes well as the team outnumbers those in the stands."