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Say what you will about Alex Rodriguez(notes), Cameron Diaz and that handful of popcorn: At least the New York Yankees star had a better date for the Super Bowl than the beast Nick Swisher(notes) was showing off around Leigh Steinberg's annual party on Saturday night. 

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring reacquainted Rays:

When Joe Met Johnny and Manny

1st — allen. "Johnny is smiling because his new contract allows him 2 bottles of water per press conference, while Manny only gets one."

2nd — DavidS. "A stunned Johnny Damon(notes) looks on as Rays manager Joe Maddon congratulates Manny Ramirez(notes) following Manny's revelation that the fertility treatments worked and he became the proud mother of triplets during the offseason."

3rd — patrick w. "Meanwhile, in the Dominican, Big Papi gets an idea for a potential home in 2012. Tampa's lovely Tropicana acres, where Red Sox are put out to pasture."

HM — michaelfrancs. "Johnny want shake hands too!"

HM — The Real Deal. "Is this the last time we will all be smiling?"

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