Tue Aug 02 04:46pm EDT

They say that everything is bigger in Texas, so why should the mustaches at Minute Maid Park be any different? The highest-profile Houston Astros fan has a super 'stache, as does team trainer Rex Jones, who allowed his whiskers to escort Bud Norris(notes) and his blister off the field on Monday night. No truth to the rumor that the 'stache has its own medical degree, though.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C:
Tim Lincecum knew he forgot something

1st — Mulvi. "Anyone ever see Raising Arizona?"
2nd — Brandon Y. "Dude you guys are sad trying to use your kids to get some playing time in the All Star game."
3rd — Kicker. "I thought they said there would be "babes" at this thing."
HM — Mike J. "I KNEW I should have brought Cy!"
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