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In the past, Kansas City Royals pitcher Kyle Farnsworth(notes) showed no fear of getting into fights on the baseball field.

These days, Farnsworth considers himself a peacemaker. At least among his pet dogs.

But even mediators can get pierced by the shrapnel of violence (see Hans Blix), as Farnsworth was reminded Tuesday morning.

Farnsworth injured his left, non-pitching hand when one of his pet American bulldogs bit him as he tried to break up a fight between the two canines. He suffered cuts to his index finger and the bites went deep enough to reach, but not cut, a tendon.

Yo, dog. You serious?

Farnsworth taped his finger, tucked it under his glove and shagged balls during batting practice, telling manager Trey Hillman he was available to pitch.

"I'm just glad it wasn't my other hand," said Farnsworth, who has been clocked at over 100 mph but has shown only the occasional ability to command his stuff. Let's just say his bark is worse than the bite on his breaking pitch.

In addition, Farnsworth might prove to be dog's best friend, but he is a mediocre referee. UPDATE: We have hired a new dog, the correct kind of bulldog, for the above photo. Thank you, readers.

Apparently, 80-pound "Strike" and 90-pound "Rambo" got into a row over which was more deserving of Farnsworth's kids' attention.

("Strike," huh? They're loving the irony at Wrigley Field, where the Farnz used to pitch, let me tell ya'.)

It was Rambo, Farnsworth believes, who bit the hand that feeds him.

From MLB.com:

"I don't know," Farnsworth said. "I reached in there and started grabbing dogs and throwing dogs. And one of them got me. One of those things that happens. It's never pretty. I've had to do it a few times and it's ugly."

Somebody, step in and rescue Kyle from Rambo!

Both dogs are current on their shots, so don't expect Farnsworth to start foaming at the mouth any time soon. Then again, he's a special case.

Dog owners can relate to getting bitten, but it's another in a strange series of incidents and injuries in Farnsworth's enigmatic career. Before he became a puppy peacemaker, The Farnz showed more of an interest in participating in fights rather than breaking them up.

• Paul Wilson of the Reds discovered this six years ago, when Farnsworth tackled and bloodied him in a brawl with the Cubs at Great American Ball Park.

• Two years later while pitching for Detroit, Farnsworth added another textbook tackle to his resume, taking down Royals left-hander Jeremy Affeldt(notes) (right) just shy of a first down.

• This was a guy, Farnsworth, who actually seemed to fancy himself a football player. He often wore a customized Chicago Bears' "No. 44 Farnsworth" jersey into the Wrigley clubhouse when he pitched for the Cubs.

• He also tried field goals. In a fit of anger in 2004, Farnsworth kicked a fan — not a Bleacher Bum but instead the boxy, mechanical, blowy kind — and injured his knee.

• Then there was the time he broke his foot in 2002. The Cubs claimed he did it warming up in the bullpen, but unconfirmed reports said Farnsworth broke it punting footballs. Pooch kicks, if you will. Another source said he was kicking around a baseball like a hacky sack. Could both be true? Sure.

• The same year, Farnsworth was accused of taking a nap in the Cubs clubhouse during a game. It also has been written, perhaps related to his sleeping habits, that he struggled balancing Wrigleyville night life with Cubs day games.

Those days are over. Now, bow to your sensei and go to a neutral corner. Or no tummy rub and special treat!

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  1. mikez34
    1. Posted by mikez34 Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:28 am EDT

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    It's too bad he didn't get hurt so we don't have to suffer anymore of his late inning meltdowns. Good start from Greinke gets hosed by worthless Farnsworth.
  2. Jdub
    2. Posted by Jdub Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:23 pm EDT

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    nice effort, still a dumn article though
  3. bob hope
    3. Posted by bob hope Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:28 pm EDT

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    I can't believe the Tigers only got this guy in there Pudge deal last year.
  4. Luv Ma-Chine
    4. Posted by Luv Ma-Chine Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:32 pm EDT

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    Even his dogs hates him. The Royals will never be contenders come August/September as long as this guy is on our roster. Kyle and Coco are the two biggest disappointments and the Royals weakest links! I know it's early but we're only 4 and a half out. You know how long it has been since a Royals fan can say that??? If Kyle didn't suck, we might be above .500 and maybe be in tied or in first place in this pathetic weak division.
  5. charles s
    5. Posted by charles s Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:26 pm EDT

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    bob hope your post makes no sense
  6. Remy
    6. Posted by Remy Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:28 pm EDT

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    I don't know how Farnsey is with breaking up fights, but when it comes to getting into them hes out of the bullpen taking down the 2nd basemen before a batter even began to charge the mound. True baller... My kind of player...
  7. felix32769
    7. Posted by felix32769 Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:29 pm EDT

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    That's one of my favorite memories as a Tiger fan...when he body-slammed Affeldt. He's a nutjob, the Tigers let him go not once, but twice, and he's nothing but gasoline on a fire when it comes to trying to put one out.
  8. JackieF
    8. Posted by JackieF Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    The dog in the picture above is an English bulldog, not an American bulldog. American bulldogs are about three times the size of English bulldogs.
  9. L. M
    9. Posted by L. M Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    Here's a tragedy waiting to happen--When those dogs bite his kids, I imagine the damage will be much more severe.
  10. father_of_mother_of_all_trolls
    10. Posted by father_of_mother_of_all_trolls Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    This is all Bush's fault!
  11. lil_dudes3
    11. Posted by lil_dudes3 Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:35 pm EDT

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    LOL u suck
  12. Nick
    12. Posted by Nick Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:37 pm EDT

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    You should try to put an American Bulldog in the picture instead of an English one. Story is irrelevant to anything anyone cares about except both Farnsworth fans. If he was attacked by wild rabid dogs, story, this BS, FAIL!
  13. GOCOLTS
    13. Posted by GOCOLTS Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:38 pm EDT

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    He used to play for the all-star Cubs, but he was no all-star there. Then he went to the Yankees to get his moulaw. Hopefully, he is counting his lucky stars he has been traded again, for another major league contract. He has an unmatched temper.
  14. NostraChronus
    14. Posted by NostraChronus Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:38 pm EDT

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    what do all those incidents have in common? Well, judging by the years, he was probably suffering from roid rage.
  15. CHAOS
    15. Posted by CHAOS Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    I bet Micheal Vick could help him train his dogs to be more I mean less aggressive.
  16. afreezeintx
    16. Posted by afreezeintx Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    Forget playing baseball, maybe Farnsworth should try fighting that MMA dude Jose Canseco lost to.
  17. leander press
    17. Posted by leander press Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    The American Bulldog(an entirely separate breed from the familiar English Bulldog) was developed from oversized
    American Pit Bull Terriers. They are a popular breed for hunting wild hogs. These are serious dogs-he should have known to be more careful.
  18. OssamaE
    18. Posted by OssamaE Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    i would like to see you guys do better
  19. GOCOLTS
    19. Posted by GOCOLTS Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

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    adam,
    exactly
  20. Chris
    20. Posted by Chris Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:42 pm EDT

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    jdub - please tell me that's meant to be ironic...
  21. GOCOLTS
    21. Posted by GOCOLTS Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:42 pm EDT

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    true enough..i'd rather talk about matt murton
  22. Moose
    22. Posted by Moose Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:42 pm EDT

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    American bulldogs are not just 3 times the size, but very different looking as well. much more pitbull type, although actually that is what the historic english bulldog looked like.
  23. Moose
    23. Posted by Moose Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:42 pm EDT

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    American bulldogs are not just 3 times the size, but very different looking as well. much more pitbull type, although actually that is what the historic english bulldog looked like.
  24. Caligyal
    24. Posted by Caligyal Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:43 pm EDT

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    Sounds like a case for "The Dog Whisperer" -- Cesar Milan... are you paying attention?
  25. Mouse
    25. Posted by Mouse Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:43 pm EDT

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    My main concern would be the well fare of Kyle and if this happen once will it happen again. I'm an animal lover, but if my child were in any connected with an incident like this

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