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Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:41 am EDT

BLS poll: Which Jason has the mightier mustache?

By 'Duk

There's no question that Jason Giambi's new mustache is the most-talked about lip hair in baseball right now. But is it the best in baseball?

Heck, is it even the best mustache that belongs to a baseball player named Jason?

Cardinals catcher Jason LaRue, I believe, has a case for topping Giambi, but I'll let you Stewies decide in the voting booth below.

Before casting your ballot, consider the following ...

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Giambi ... is riding the power of his mustache to an All-Star Game berth.

LaRue ... is hitting .228 in 27 games this season.

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Giambi ... might live on the streets of Deadwood.

LaRue ... might live next to the guy who's dating the chick from Chotchkie's.

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Giambi ... draws inspiration from golden thong.

LaRue ... draws inspiration from golden Goose.

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Giambi ... looks like a state trooper.

LaRue ...  looks like the guy Giambi might be arresting.

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Giambi ... may be using mustache dye, though he has yet to vaguely apologize for it.

LaRue ...  all natural, all the time, baby ... that fancy dye stuff would never work in St. Louis. 

Which Jason has the better 'stache?

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A big BLS head nod to The SportsHernia for the Giambi screen cap. 

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  1. lhendrix184
    1. Posted by lhendrix184 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    A moustache is not a moustache unless it has some handlebars on it. Go LaRue.
  2. djsperr
    2. Posted by djsperr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    I think a better picture of LaRue would help his case but I still voted for Giambi. That's just against the grain.
  3. Berlin Bill
    3. Posted by Berlin Bill Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    I'm not even sure you've rounded up all the eligible Jason's.
    What about Jason Kendall? He may not be currently sporting the Trash Stache, but give him a few innings and he can grow one faster than mold on a flooded basement drywall.
  4. harry_kap
    4. Posted by harry_kap Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    I broke the tie! nice!
  5. Anonymous
    5. Posted by Anonymous Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    50% to 51%. Only Yahoo! could do it.
  6. crook3dnumb3rs
    6. Posted by crook3dnumb3rs Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    Maybe Cano started to grow one on tuesday and it isn't filled in yet, he has six hits since then.
  7. A Yahoo! User
    7. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:40 pm EDT

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    Keith Hernandez is the best
  8. Mendoza Line
    8. Posted by Mendoza Line Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

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    Ryan Spilborghs (Rockies) had the Zoro look going on earlier in the season. Was awesome. He's the true winner in my book.
  9. davidl
    9. Posted by davidl Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    although larue's is longer giambi's is thicker..

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