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If you have a profile on Facebook, there's a 100 percent chance you're being bombarded with requests to write "25 Random Things" about yourself.  It's navel-gazing at its finest, but it's also perfectly suited for the blog environment.

Here on The Stew, we're throwing the challenge a curve by requiring that all responding bloggers relate their 25 things to baseball. Now batting is Rob Iracane, co-founder of Walkoff Walk

1. My Little League career ended early when I was hit in the left eye with a baseball. It wasn't a line drive that caused massive orbital damage, mind you, but a lazy pop fly that I lost in the sun. It gave me a bad shiner but mostly injured my pride.

2. I think Bud Selig should open up the MLB.com vaults and let bloggers embed baseball video on our blogs. Get your product out there, Bud!

3. Lives and breathes the New York Yankees although I am rational enough to realize that there are 27 other teams in baseball deserving of my respect (plus the Mets and Orioles).

4. I am excited to experience the 2009 season at Yankee Stadium and was actually pretty glad to see the old place go. Still, I think CitiField is going to have the better concessions.

5. Despite my passion for the Yanks, I'd drop them like a concrete doorstop if New Jersey ever got an expansion franchise.

6. I love PNC Park in Pittsburgh although Citizens Bank Park is a far better stadium to experience because it's usually full of passionate baseball fans. People make the park, folks.

7. I've only ever had two favorite active players, first Don Mattingly and now Derek Jeter. I jumped on his bandwagon after Mattingly retired following the Yankees sad playoff loss in '95 to the Mariners. Luckily for Jeter (and me!), the Yankees gave up on their initial plan to have Tony Fernandez as the starting shortstop in '96.

8. Alan Trammell and Dale Murphy were my other two favorites during the 1980s, because along with Mattingly, those were the only three oversized Topps baseball cards I had in the 1985 set. The cards were the size of my friggin' head!

9. My buddies and I hit up a Braves/Expos tilt at Olympic Stadium in Montreal a few years ago and nabbed seats behind the dugout. During batting practice, I knocked a small child over to grab a baseball tossed into the stands by Andruw Jones.

10. When my family and I went on a California vacation back in August 1990, we hit up a Phillies/Dodgers game at Dodger Stadium. The Dodgers were up 11-3 after the eighth inning so we followed the LA faithful out the gates and into our rental station wagon. That's where we listened to the Phillies stage a nine-run ninth inning comeback to win the game 12-11. Whoops.

11. I own no replica jerseys, only three baseball caps, and just one 12-year-old Derek Jeter t-shirt. If anyone out there wants to buy me a belated birthday gift, I'll take one of those classy dark blue Yankee polo shirts.

12. The most amazing baseball event I've ever seen in person was Aaron Boone's walkoff tater tot to win the 2003 American League Championship Series for the Yanks. The best part about it? I was with two Red Sox fans.

13. My favorite baseball writers are ESPN's Rob Neyer, Baseball Prospectus' Joe Sheehan, and, of course, Yahoo's own Kevin Kaduk.

14. If I was stranded on a desert island and could survive on only three different baseball concessions, they would be Yankee Stadium's hot-popped popcorn, Philadelphia's crab fries with extra cheese dip, and the kielbasa sandwich from the club level in Pittsburgh.

15. I've never been to Chicago or St. Louis or Detroit or Kansas City or Minneapolis or Milwaukee or Cincinnati or Cleveland. My Midwestern baseball dance card is woefully blank, but I'll trade 'Duk a seat at the new Yankee Stadium in exchange for a ticket to Wrigley.

16. I met my girlfriend at a Mets game. Really.

17. My favorite baseball player of all time is Willie Mays, something I inherited from my dad, a Giants fan from back when they played in the Polo Grounds. He played the game with grace and ardent passion and years later and still shows up to Giants spring training to school the kids on the fundamentals of a game he started playing professionally over 60 years ago. Meanwhile, I don't even remember how to do high-school level calculus.

18. Something else I will inherit from my dad: the complete 1959 Topps card set. Along with the plastic-covered furniture in the parlor, they're the only things my grandmother didn't throw out.

19. I'm excited to have Bob Costas join the MLB Network and call some real live actual baseball games this season, despite the fact that everything I've read about the guy lately has painted him as irascible, defensive and completely unfamiliar with the Internet. He's my kinda guy: short and snarky and excellently-coiffed!

20. My favorite baseball book ever written was "Dodger Dogs to Fenway Franks" by the great Bob Wood. He toured 26 baseball parks in under two months back in 1985 and wrote up his experiences, assigning each place a letter grade. Sadly, most of the parks are gone now.

21. My least favorite baseball book ever written was "Baseball for Brain Surgeons" by Tim McCarver. I still don't understand if the title was supposed to be a joke or not; the book mostly features McCarver bragging that Bob Gibson and Steve Carlton were such great pitchers because McCarver called such a great game. If you want, I'll film myself burning this book and post it on YouTube.

22. The best play I've ever seen in person was during Game One of the 2000 World Series, game tied 0-0 in the sixth, two outs, Timo Perez on first. Todd Zeile laced one off the top of the left field wall that bounced back towards David Justice, who picked it up and threw it to Jeter, who relayed it to Posada and nailed Perez at home, who had earlier been lazily rounding second base thinking Zeile's hit was a tater tot.

23. If I won the lottery today, I'd move to San Diego tomorrow, live on the beach in La Jolla, get a membership to the San Diego Zoo, and spend 81 days a year in 72 degree weather at Petco Park, eating fish tacos and drinking ballpark margaritas.

24. My three favorite baseball names in history are Snuffy Stirnweiss, Heinie Manush, and Socks Seybold. Socks! Just like the cat.

25. I was way ahead of this trend and did four of these lists six years ago.

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  1. Saro G
    1. Posted by Saro G Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    I'll do ya one better, Rob. Why not have the Yankees move to your toxic maple syrup contaminating state and do New York a favor. You know George has always wanted it.
    Whatsa matter, did Kevin Mitchell behead your cat? You give ***hole Yankee fans a bad name, you tool.
  2. Rob Iracane
    2. Posted by Rob Iracane Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    I loved Kevin Mitchell when he was a Giant. Thanks for the positive feedback!
  3. saucy
    3. Posted by saucy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    expansion team for jersey. i'm not sure how i would react to that as a Yankee fan who grew up in New Jersey. still a fan of the state. i guess i'd hope they were an NL team, then i could still root for both... the expansion team would probably be my 2nd favorite though. i don't think they would be able to pull it off though.
  4. saucy
    4. Posted by saucy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    "I'll take one of those classy dark blue Yankee polo shirts."
    huh? do you idolize Gene Monahan?
  5. Deker
    5. Posted by Deker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    #23 is my favorite. Nice dream!
  6. Farthammer
    6. Posted by Farthammer Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Yah rob why do you love cats so much they know nothing of baseball
  7. lynn E
    7. Posted by lynn E Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:01 pm EDT

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    Screw the haters...that was awesome! My 25 things was also clouded by Yankee baseball. I was at that game in 2000 and yes it was awesome ALMOST as awesome as the game in Oakland 2001 on the third baseline when Jeter flips to Posada to tag out Jeremy Giambi during the playoffs...freaking best day ever!
  8. Michelle St. Pierre
    8. Posted by Michelle St. Pierre Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    as the sox fan in attendance, your brother-in-law would surely disagree with you about #12!
  9. Saro G
    9. Posted by Saro G Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    Not before you stick a fishstick up your tailpipe, Mr. Fishsticks. Burn in hell, turd sandwich.
  10. djsperr
    10. Posted by djsperr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    Did you really "hit up" those games? What are you a 19 yr old college kid? And still with the tater tot? Here are some not so gay sounding terms for a home run: goner, homer, 4 bagger, round tripper just to name a few.
  11. Drew
    11. Posted by Drew Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    Incorrect. A goner is about as gay as it gets. 4 bagger is a close second.
    What the hell does the shrimp have to do with anything?
  12. Justin
    12. Posted by Justin Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    Crab fries are the best but way better at the bar then at the stadium.
  13. Rob Iracane
    13. Posted by Rob Iracane Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    "What are you a 19 yr old college kid?"
    I wish! The world would be my oyster.
  14. djsperr
    14. Posted by djsperr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    I concur. I am completely jealous of #12. I wish I had been a Yankees fan for that one and to be at that game... wow.
  15. Jonah Keri
    15. Posted by Jonah Keri Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Big O FTW! I ignored the 24 non-Expos ones, though I'm sure they were good too.
  16. yogaflame
    16. Posted by yogaflame Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    If New Jersey got an expansion team I'd no longer hate the Yankees.
  17. njpaNick
    17. Posted by njpaNick Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    Bob Costas is a rich man's Ken Rosenthal.
  18. Matt
    18. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE burn your McCarver book and post the video on YouTube!!!! I'll mail you a check. It's your duty as an American to destroy what is no doubt several hundred pages of absolute garbage.
    As bad as this might sound to say, what sort of Baseball Gods would take from us Skip Caray and leave us Tim McCarver?!
  19. Jiegel
    19. Posted by Jiegel Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    Iracane.com is....umm...sweet dude. I suppose who doesn't enjoy a good sit from time to time?
  20. Jon Tater
    20. Posted by Jon Tater Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Baseball names? How about Lance Johnson, Dick Such, Homer Bush, Butch Huskey, Dick Pole, and one of the nicest guys I ever met when he played for the Iowa Oaks, Rusty Kuntz. Oh, and the immortal Heinie is a legend.
  21. stupid
    21. Posted by stupid Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    the boone game, i saw that in my living room after returning from game six of the nlcs. yes, that game six where a guy named bartman may or may not have cost the cubs a trip to the series.
    we may not know of steve bartman if alex gonzalex could have just turned that double play a couple of pitches later.
  22. Clark F
    22. Posted by Clark F Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 pm EDT

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    I liked the movie "Pride of the Yankees" I still have an old VHS tape of it. Babe Ruth
    was great in that movie. Gary Cooper played Lou Gehrig very well. This year will
    be the 40th anniversary of Lou Gehrig's farewell speech. Please,please Yankees
    have a ceremony about it. I will never forget seeing Mrs Babe Ruth and Mrs Lou
    Gehrig on Oldtimers day.
  23. stupid
    23. Posted by stupid Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    40th anniversary??? how about 70?
  24. brownie2179@...
    24. Posted by brownie2179@... Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    Dear Rob,
    Why is baseball the most unique game in the world?
    Because: The defense must be aggressive in their ball handling, while the offense must aggressively stay away from the ball to make an advance. Batting the ball is the only time the offense truly tries to influence the ball's flight. Then, all must run away from it while the defense effectively attempts to "block their path" to the goal with the ball.
    This ball, by the way must be of nine in. in circumfrunce., weigh only five ounces, yet still must be more dense than the head of the commissioner of baseball himself, Bud Selig. That's the hard part. How do you really test that? An idea. Make a replica of Bud's head, baseball sized. Then, hit that thing from a pitching machine just like the regular balls you're testing. If "Bud's head" goes farther, call the Astros dugout and say, "Houston, we have a problem." Maybe their weak hitters can help in rigging the test in favor of the balls.
  25. larry s
    25. Posted by larry s Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    It is sooooooooooooo refeshing to read an article with nothing said about drugs, steroids, Bonds, Clemens or
    A-Rod. God does that sh-- get old!!

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