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It was the sight you never thought you'd see: Jay-Z climbing a stage near second base and rapping with Alicia Keys as the Phillies and Yankees prepared for Thursday's Game 2 of the World Series. For a sport that's usually as flexible as a fungo bat and usually stuck in the past with its marketing and musical choices, the on-field performance of Jigga's "Empire State of Mind" seemed like the dawn of a new era.

But how did the man in charge, MLB commissioner Bud Selig, view the streets creeping up on his game? Luckily we were there to capture his reaction with a photo essay and we present it to you below. (OK, we really weren't, but use your imagination.)

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"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jay-Z and Alicia Keys to Yankee Stadium." 

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"Did he just say Bobby V. and the Black Eyed Peas?" 

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"Thank you very much! How's everyone doing tonight?"

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"That doesn't look like Bobby Vinton. Nor Fergie, for that matter." 

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"Yeah I'm out that Brooklyn/Now I'm down in Tribeca/Right next to DeNiro/But I'll be hood forever I'm the new Sinatra/And since I made it here/I can make it anywhere."

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"Did he just say he was the new Sinatra? I thought I requested the old Sinatra." 

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"I used to cop in Harlem/All of my Dominicanos ... Cruising down 8th street/Off-white Lexus/Driving so slow/But it's from Texas!"  

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"How dare he buy a car from someone other than Selig Leasing Company." 

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"... Sitting courtside Knicks and Nets give me high-5/I be spiked out/I could trip a referee/Tell by my attitude that I'm most definitely from ..." 

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"My friend Donald is not impressed. Neither am I." 

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"New York!/Concrete jungle where dreams are made of/There's nothing you can't do ...These streets will make you feel brand new/the lights will inspire you/Let's hear it for New York!"

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"I know what you're thinking, but some of my best friends are ... well, you know."

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"One of my favorite entertainers, too." 

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"...Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game/I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can/you should know I bleed Blue, but I ain't a Crip tho ..."

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"Home of the hip hop, yellow cab, gypsy cab, dollar cab/ holla back for foreigners it ain't fitted act like they forgot how to act/ eight million stories out there and they're naked/city it's a pity half of y'all won't make it ..." 

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"I'm sorry, but this isn't for me. I'm just going to read quietly until you're done." 

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"New York!/Concrete jungle where dreams are made of/There's nothing you can't do ...These streets will make you feel brand new/the lights will inspire you ..."

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"Honestly, what kind of person would replace my Hardy Boys novel with a rule book?"

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"... New York! New York! New York!"

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"OK, I'll come clean: You're not the only one 'big pimpin'' around here, Mr. Carter." 

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"Thank you very much, Mr. Selig!" 

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"Yeah, yeah ..." 

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"Go Yankees!" 

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"Where do you think you're going, H.O.V.A.?" 

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"To watch the Yankees even the series up!" 

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"Oh no you don't. MC Anti-Truzt has just issued you a challenge. Now get back on stage." 
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  1. Arthur Fonzarelli
    1. Posted by Arthur Fonzarelli Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:43 am EDT

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    'Duk, what exactly do you mean by "the streets creeping up on his game?" Who are "the streets?"
    As for Ari, all I have to say is "You lie!"...except for the "womanizing" part.
  2. Hugh Jass
    2. Posted by Hugh Jass Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:47 am EDT

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    That was a classy rap. Way to go NY.
  3. tavares s
    3. Posted by tavares s Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:50 am EDT

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    Well..... I guess freedom is not free right Ari K! "A bad night for baseball" Try Barry Bonds, Andy Petit, Mark Maguire, Sammy Sosa and that dude Roger.
    Jay-z is the least of MLS problem.
  4. tavares s
    4. Posted by tavares s Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:52 am EDT

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    Well..... I guess freedom is not free right Ari K! "A bad night for baseball" Try Barry Bonds, Andy Petit, Mark Maguire, Sammy Sosa and that dude Roger.
    Jay-z is the least of MLBs problem.
  5. uhhh, clem
    5. Posted by uhhh, clem Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:05 am EDT

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    the Dodgerz had The Snoop Dog for they rally money back in September ...
    I think maybe the Yankeeez just needed one fo they hizzy too!!!
  6. Red SoxTurnYourClothesPink
    6. Posted by Red SoxTurnYourClothesPink Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:06 am EDT

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    Bush ruined this country you moron.And just because you don't approve of the war doesn't mean you don't support the troops.Go back to texas and keep listening to fat boy rush........MORON.
  7. Jim
    7. Posted by Jim Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:06 am EDT

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    . .Jay -z is really a big inspiration here in New York . .and how he pumped up the crowd and bring the spirit to all New Yorkers to support & cheer out loud to win the game . . Class rap !!
  8. MichaelR
    8. Posted by MichaelR Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:09 am EDT

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    Forget all the haters.... jay - z , the king of hip hop ...another great career move by performing at the world series and continues to represent brooklyn / nyc to the fullest. and forget the so called steroid era because if anyone did something wrong then mlb should have been the one to police the sport... mark, sammy & the rest 'h.o.f' !yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  9. doug k
    9. Posted by doug k Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:13 am EDT

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    Tavares need to learn how to spell. look up andy's last name, mark's last name and you wouldnt even try roger's. educate yourself and maybe your opinion will count.
  10. johnny
    10. Posted by johnny Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:22 am EDT

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    agree with #4. baseballs probs have nothin to do with Jigga. with all the probs in our beloved sport, your pickin on the entertainment before the game. get real. Roids killed it.
    i thought the Jay-z things was cool...
    and lets hear it for Alicia Keyes hot ass!!!!
    delicious..
    please...please please keep rush limbaughs fat ass out of all baseball conversations...
    and Bush?
    Bush who?
    oh that guy who did to our country what 'roids did to baseball.
    make it a laughing stock and irrelevant.
    just play baseball...
  11. Jess B
    11. Posted by Jess B Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:25 am EDT

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    He says bad things about white people? I have every Jay-Z album can you give me examples? I am confused....The truth is Hip-Hop and baseball bad fit...This music is for those of us who enjoy it. The problem is the performance looked really forced....Just sing the anthem and play ball. Otherwise we open up the flood gates for reactionary nuts like Ari to comment. The funny thing is Jay's womanizing lyrics are a reflection of how most of us man think and speak in this day and age. It's not like he's saying anything that the majority of straight american males don't say.......He also allowed to bash Bush just like Rush is allowed to bash Obama....That's what makes America great!
  12. Dayne
    12. Posted by Dayne Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:28 am EDT

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    Ari k. You're an idiot..O yeah Jay-z is really putting down the white race who has been enslaved for hundreds of years...He hates them so badly that he requested to make sing a song in front of millions with the half white Alicia keys instead of Erika badu (if you even know who that is)..Some people just need to shut up..and if you do speak..PLSZ MAKE SOME DAMN SENSE...
  13. george
    13. Posted by george Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:32 am EDT

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    It looks like Doug K, himself, needs to use English grammar correctly. He did not capitalize the words look and educate which were at the beginning of the sentence. In addition, he did not capitalize the proper nouns Mark and Roger. You need to "EDUCATE" yourself before you tell someone else to spell correctly. By the way, Bud Selig and the MLB Players Union both have equal blame in destroying baseball!!
  14. rondavis95
    14. Posted by rondavis95 Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:34 am EDT

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    Ari that was the dumbest thing you've every said! "Racist thug"??? The guy's worth $420 million! When does he have time to be a thug? and racist?? More white people buy Jay Z albums than blacks do. Now go back to listening to Rush Limbaugh and keep hating!
  15. DAGGS
    15. Posted by DAGGS Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:48 am EDT

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    Anyone notice the Iluminati sign in the air from Alicia and Jay?
  16. RaymondGuy
    16. Posted by RaymondGuy Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:03 am EDT

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    Off the seller of FRAUD - Bud Selig. End the Asterisk era*
    Plus a manhole cover is better looking!
    MLB + Bud Selig = ML BS
  17. Brian
    17. Posted by Brian Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:12 am EDT

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    yall hatas need 2 stop cuz yall mad jayz a millionare with a very sexy wife
  18. thang v
    18. Posted by thang v Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:35 am EDT

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    Doug K. where does spelling of someones last name make an arguement relevent? Ur a douche .. atleast u keep it real douchey with ur douchebag comments
  19. d2swordfish
    19. Posted by d2swordfish Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:05 pm EDT

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    thanx u ari K couldnt say it better myself Throws Diamonds UP // R.O.C 4 LIFE .P.S the president of a country oly runz hiz country ,, but the PRESIDENT OF HIP HOP well he writes his own ticket ;)
  20. Seagles07
    20. Posted by Seagles07 Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:09 pm EDT

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    Screw baseball. Basketball and football are way more entertaining sports. 162 games are way to long and boring
  21. AAA
    21. Posted by AAA Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:14 pm EDT

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    I was looking for this.. PROOF that MLB called the Yankees into the WS. Don't tell me that all of the above was planned in thee days time. No wonder the Yankees strike zone was the size of a shoe box during the ALCS!
  22. goon1975
    22. Posted by goon1975 Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:18 pm EDT

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    Carl smells
  23. TLun
    23. Posted by TLun Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:26 pm EDT

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    it goes....Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee CAT
  24. Jay
    24. Posted by Jay Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:37 pm EDT

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    Sure did #16 - He's another Freemason brainwasher.
  25. Rob R
    25. Posted by Rob R Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:44 pm EDT

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    The Phillies are going to respond by having Bruce Springsteen depress us all with Streets of Philadelphia.

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