Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:45 am EDT

It was the sight you never thought you'd see: Jay-Z climbing a stage near second base and rapping with Alicia Keys as the Phillies and Yankees prepared for Thursday's Game 2 of the World Series. For a sport that's usually as flexible as a fungo bat and usually stuck in the past with its marketing and musical choices, the on-field performance of Jigga's "Empire State of Mind" seemed like the dawn of a new era.
But how did the man in charge, MLB commissioner Bud Selig, view the streets creeping up on his game? Luckily we were there to capture his reaction with a photo essay and we present it to you below. (OK, we really weren't, but use your imagination.)
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jay-Z and Alicia Keys to Yankee Stadium."
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"Did he just say Bobby V. and the Black Eyed Peas?"
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"Thank you very much! How's everyone doing tonight?"
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"That doesn't look like Bobby Vinton. Nor Fergie, for that matter."
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"Yeah I'm out that Brooklyn/Now I'm down in Tribeca/Right next to DeNiro/But I'll be hood forever I'm the new Sinatra/And since I made it here/I can make it anywhere."
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"Did he just say he was the new Sinatra? I thought I requested the old Sinatra."
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"I used to cop in Harlem/All of my Dominicanos ... Cruising down 8th street/Off-white Lexus/Driving so slow/But it's from Texas!"
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"How dare he buy a car from someone other than Selig Leasing Company."
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"... Sitting courtside Knicks and Nets give me high-5/I be spiked out/I could trip a referee/Tell by my attitude that I'm most definitely from ..."
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"My friend Donald is not impressed. Neither am I."
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"New York!/Concrete jungle where dreams are made of/There's nothing you can't do ...These streets will make you feel brand new/the lights will inspire you/Let's hear it for New York!"
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"I know what you're thinking, but some of my best friends are ... well, you know."
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"One of my favorite entertainers, too."
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"...Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game/I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can/you should know I bleed Blue, but I ain't a Crip tho ..."
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"Home of the hip hop, yellow cab, gypsy cab, dollar cab/ holla back for foreigners it ain't fitted act like they forgot how to act/ eight million stories out there and they're naked/city it's a pity half of y'all won't make it ..."
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"I'm sorry, but this isn't for me. I'm just going to read quietly until you're done."
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"New York!/Concrete jungle where dreams are made of/There's nothing you can't do ...These streets will make you feel brand new/the lights will inspire you ..."
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"Honestly, what kind of person would replace my Hardy Boys novel with a rule book?"
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"... New York! New York! New York!"
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"OK, I'll come clean: You're not the only one 'big pimpin'' around here, Mr. Carter."
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"Thank you very much, Mr. Selig!"
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"Yeah, yeah ..."
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"Go Yankees!"
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"Where do you think you're going, H.O.V.A.?"
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"To watch the Yankees even the series up!"
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Big League Stew is an MLB blog edited by Kevin Kaduk. Email him, and follow him on Twitter.

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As for Ari, all I have to say is "You lie!"...except for the "womanizing" part.
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Jay-z is the least of MLS problem.
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Jay-z is the least of MLBs problem.
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I think maybe the Yankeeez just needed one fo they hizzy too!!!
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i thought the Jay-z things was cool...
and lets hear it for Alicia Keyes hot ass!!!!
delicious..
please...please please keep rush limbaughs fat ass out of all baseball conversations...
and Bush?
Bush who?
oh that guy who did to our country what 'roids did to baseball.
make it a laughing stock and irrelevant.
just play baseball...
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Plus a manhole cover is better looking!
MLB + Bud Selig = ML BS
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