Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:16 am EDT
They know.
Just a month after I started my righteous crusade to ban the growing hip bump fad from Major League Baseball, several All-Stars are now aware of my ongoing struggle and fight.
That's right. Armed with a video camera and a willingness to preach — but also carrying no sense of dignity or decorum — I used Monday's All-Star media day as an opportunity to convert those who know not what they do.
The result is this proselytizing documentary which shows several players rebuffing my efforts to show them the error of their ways, but also several others who are sympathetic to the cause and agreed to join the fight.
Of particular interest:
• Dan Uggla booting me and my request for support as quickly as he did three baseballs during Tuesday night's game.
• Milton Bradley ironically claiming he does everything possible to avoid injury, which is why he doesn't hip bump. (That claim pretty much killed me, but I appreciated MB's support.)
• Ryan Braun (who looks a little like Henry Rowengartner, if you ask me) giving his endorsement because he and the rest of the Brewers' outfield believes the traditional high-five is a much more sensible and less injurious way to celebrate.
Without further delay, here's the video:
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Plus is name is Lance...........it doesnt get any funnier than that.
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