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You want to see Tiger play golf, right? Of course, we all do! And now, thanks to the fine folks at YellowPages.com, you can do just that at this weekend's AT&T National just outside Washington, D.C., provided you win Devil Ball's "Fill Tiger's Foursome" contest.

If you win, you get two free tickets good for entrance on either Saturday, July 4th or Sunday, July 5th, plus free parking, a pairings guide, and the joy of getting something for nothing. While you're there, Yellowpages.com mobile concierges will be something called the "AT&T Digital Clubhouse" to help you get around the Congressional course. (Tiger's been consulting them for how to stay on the fairway, I hear.) And hey, when you're done with your day, why not use Yellowpages.com to find a good watering hole to raise a glass to your friends here at Devil Ball?

So here's the deal: Tiger Woods is playing this weekend, as you may have heard. With that in mind, I want you to construct the ultimate foursome around Tiger. You've got all of history and human creative expression to work with, so if you want to have Tiger play with George Washington, Joan of Arc and Wolverine, so be it. List your foursome, and then make your case for why you chose Tiger's three mates. Simple, right?

Post your entry in the comments below, and/or email it to me at jay.busbee@yahoo.com. This contest is open to everybody, but please make sure you can actually go to the tournament. Those of you on other continents or in other time zones from D.C., feel free to post your foursomes, but please also note that they're not for contest consideration.

Now, since the tournament starts, well, tomorrow, we're not going to be running this contest for very long. Exactly 24 hours, matter of fact. Contest ends at 12 noon Eastern on Thursday, July 2, and we'll post the winner's name here shortly thereafter. It'll be up to you to keep an eye on the site and claim your prize. The contest organizers will then overnight your tickets to you, and you'll be able to go say hi to Tiger for us!

Thanks again to Yellowpages.com for supplying the tickets. Now, have at it!

UPDATE: Sit tight, we're sifting through all the entries and should have a winner for you by 1:15 Eastern!

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  1. robson
    1. Posted by robson Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:02 pm EDT

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    Tiger woods, Captain Crunch, O.J. Simpson, and the guy who played Melvin in the first "Toxic Avenger"
  2. TimidObserver
    2. Posted by TimidObserver Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:27 pm EDT

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    1. SVP - Let's put those Tiger Woords 10 ads into action. Yes, a promotional gimmick! Let SVP put his boasting in the commercials to the test against "the man". Why not; if Jimmy Fallon can beat him...
    2. George Franklin Grant - He should get to see where his invention has gone and to know and play with our top baller today. In this game of hypothetical, how can you leave the inventor of the golf tee out?
    3. Jay Busbee - He talks as the day is long about how much he used to play golf all the time and still shows love for the sport with his fancy schmancy DbG blog. I for one wanna see how he might could fare against professional players. Much like SVP, this commentator should for at least one day stop talking about the Woods and play the Woods.
    4. Tiger Woods - Requirement.
    Also, don't peg me ineligible. I can go. Don't uncontention me.
  3. Kevin S
    3. Posted by Kevin S Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:34 pm EDT

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    Tiger Woods, Wilma Flintstone, the Snapple Lady, and that weird-looking krag thing from Krull. It would be Light Years beyond your imagination.....
  4. Superman
    4. Posted by Superman Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:43 pm EDT

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    For Those who wants to meet Superman, in SF during the tournament, we should get together, have some refreshments, That would be fun the Golf Blogger get together, What do you think, GC,Ajax,Kelly,Oblivouse,Wayne, EdR, Jay Busbee,Red Hot, and the rest of you guys that loves me, I'll buy you guys a drink or two. What do you think?
  5. robson
    5. Posted by robson Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:52 pm EDT

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    I think you are disgusting and delusional :-)
  6. Superman
    6. Posted by Superman Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:02 pm EDT

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    Here are my top pick for ATT
    1. Kevin Na
    2. Lucas
    3. Bubba Watson
    4. Sean Ohair
    5. KJ Choi
    6. Davis Love
    7. Mike Weir
    8. Fred Couples
    9. Imada
    10. Vijay Singh
    Good luck gentlemaen and for those I did''nt pick please don't be offended, you will get your chance, good day and good luck, HAPPY FOURTH !!
  7. Anthony P
    7. Posted by Anthony P Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:05 pm EDT

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    1. Tiger Woods: Because he has to play
    2. Hamish McGreggor: The Scottish, kilt-wearing golfer from his video games, just because I want this guy to actually exist.
    3. Tim Meadows: Must be dressed as Tiger Woods like he was on SNL.
    4. Jim Brown: They need to hug it out
  8. Superman
    8. Posted by Superman Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    Poor John, forgot his PREMARIN again!! LOL
  9. Donna
    9. Posted by Donna Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:50 pm EDT

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    My choices are: Tiger, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and myself. I hope I win.
  10. Kelly G
    10. Posted by Kelly G Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:50 pm EDT

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    Superman,
    Can't think of a single person on this earth I'd rather meet more than you.
  11. Kelly G
    11. Posted by Kelly G Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:51 pm EDT

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    OOPS!! Forgot the LOL
  12. rotina b redhot
    12. Posted by rotina b redhot Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:24 pm EDT

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    i would love to see tiger play seeing him on tv doesn't do this man justice! can you say HOT!!!!!
  13. Go Chargers
    13. Posted by Go Chargers Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:28 pm EDT

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    1. Tiger Woods 2. Coach John Wooden 3. Vince Lombardi 4.Steven Seagal
  14. Tyler M
    14. Posted by Tyler M Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    1. Tiger Woods 2. Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) to bring a little humor to Tiger's game and competition on the long ball 3. Jack Nicklaus in his prime to settle who is better once and for all 4. Tom Brady so I can watch him lose in another sport (I am a die hard Colts fan!) Hope I win and get to see Tiger this weekend!
  15. Rotten
    15. Posted by Rotten Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    OK, Heres my pick....William Hootie Johnson, Martha Burke and Sacha Cohen...That should test Tiger's concentration level...With that kinda pressure, Ya gotta pick me Jay.
  16. Isha J
    16. Posted by Isha J Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    Tiger Woods, James Bond, Wesley Gibson on the Movie WANTED, and Iron Man
  17. ajax33@...
    17. Posted by ajax33@... Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    If I could put a foursome together ...I'd put the Big 3 with a comedian...
    1) Jack Nicklaus 2) Tiger Woods and 3) Ben Hogan...The interest seeing these 3 play would be unbelievable and memorable.Watching how each plays every hole against each other would be priceless. The crowd would be the largest ever seen adding to the excited atmosphere.
    4) Rodney Dangerfield in character from the movie "Caddyshack"...He could try to break the concentration and focus of the Big 3...It would be interesting to see how they handle it. The "boombox" in the golf bag,the "partier" entourage,the yellin'out of"I bet you don't make that putt!" in the middle of a stroke etc.would add to many a great moment which anything could happen.
  18. Too much fantasy
    18. Posted by Too much fantasy Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Tiger, Whinny the Pooh, Eyor, and Piglet.
  19. Too much fantasy
    19. Posted by Too much fantasy Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    Tiger Woods, Tony the Tiger, Tigger, and Chad Ochocinco
  20. Dan the Obliviousman
    20. Posted by Dan the Obliviousman Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    Tiger,Larry,Curly,and Moe.
    The caddies would be Steve(for Tiger),Jackie Gleason(for Larry),Don Rickles(for Curly),and Rodney Dangerfield(for Moe).
    Imagine what would happen there.
    That would be fun to watch. :)
  21. Fitzy
    21. Posted by Fitzy Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    Okay so here we go with the foursome for Tiger Woods!
    1. Jack Nicklaus - When he was winning all the time, so we can finally find out who is the best golfer. The other thing that needs to be added in this comparision however would have to be the difference in technology on the golf course. Hopefully Tiger can win this one.
    2. Payne Stewart - Just because he left this great Earth far before his prime was over. He was playing great golf at the time of his very unfortunate accident. I just want to see Payne on the golf course again.
    3. Earl Woods - We never got to see the father/son duo play on the same golf course at the same time. I don't know if he necesarily could have kept up with his son, but it would have been awesome to see them playing together just once.
    4. Tiger Woods - I believe he will get back to his old self sooner rather than later.
    This would be his male 4some, but now lets talk about female 4some to work on concentration.
    1. Natalie Gulbis
    2. Paula Creamer
    3. Morgan Pressel
    Not only will Tiger have to keep concentrated on golf due to these ladies looks, but also due to the simple fact that these ladies can also just straight play the game of golf. And play the game extremely well!
  22. ajax33@...
    22. Posted by ajax33@... Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Michelle Lane...you are a shameless tart!!! get off the golf blogs... go to the senior citizen homes to shop your wares!!!!
  23. Scotty M
    23. Posted by Scotty M Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:18 pm EDT

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    My real entry into this contest, which has a focus on political power since the tournament is near DC after all:
    1. Tiger (required)
    2. President Eisenhower (since he was a fanatical golfer as we have read so much recently)
    3. King James IV of Scotland (since he lifted the ban on golf in Scotland in 1502, not that anyone followed the ban anyways apparently), and
    4. Winston Churchill (mostly because he has that awesome quote, "Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." If there is anyone to show-off modern technology's "ill-designed" clubs, it's Tiger.)
    And for fun, here's an interesting foursome that could actually happen in real life:
    Tiger Woods, President Obama, Parker McLachlin, and Chris Mclachlin.
    Obama's the president; he loves golf; this tournament's near DC at a club that claims a whole slew of past presidents as members. Parker is a PGA Tour pro who seems like a pretty nice guy, but could really use a little extra help with his game this season. Finally, Chris is Parker's dad, and he was Obama's high school basketball coach, which makes Chris one of very few people who can call Obama, "Barry," to his face and get away with it.
  24. Michael D
    24. Posted by Michael D Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:37 pm EDT

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    Tiger Woods, Adam Sandler, Rodney Dangerfield & Bill Murray.
    Tiger has a great smile, we need to see it more often. However, those three
    may cost him a stroke or two!
  25. Benjamin
    25. Posted by Benjamin Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    Ideal foursome:
    1) 1994 US Amateur version of Tiger. skinny, little overswing, fist pumping
    2) 2001 version of Tiger. Holder of 4 majors at the time time.
    3) 2008 US Open version of Tiger. Playing with One Leg
    4) 2009 Current Tiger.
    The intensity will go off the roof

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