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We want our athletes to finish out their careers in blazes of stunning, championship-winning, record-shattering glory. We want them to reach the mountaintop and then declare, Alexander the Great-style, that there are no more worlds left to conquer.

A few manage that feat. Ted Williams homered in his final at-bat. John Elway won his second straight Super Bowl. And Michael Jordan drove a dagger into the hearts of the Utah Jazz just before retiring.

But sports rarely work out the way we'd like. Jordan didn't stay retired, and came back to play unspectacular ball for the Washington Wizards. Willie Mays and Joe Namath hung around just a bit too long, playing in unfamiliar uniforms and doing little to burnish their Hall of Fame legacies. You can't keep a boxer retired even if you chain him up in a basement somewhere. So many players end their careers on losses, on shattered hopes, on if-onlys and shoulda-beens.

And right now it's happening in golf. Annika Sorenstam is closing out a legendary career this weekend at the ADT Championship, and unfortunately, it's going to end two days earlier than it should have. Annika carded a 3-over 75 at the course on Friday to put her at 5 over for the first two days of the tournament. And with the cut projected at +1, it's likely her days playing on the LPGA Tour are at a close.

It's not the way she should have gone out. But sometimes things just happen that way.

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  1. FISCH
    1. Posted by FISCH Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    Bill Bradley says that you should participate in the entire experience from beginning to end. Don`t leave anything behind. He`s a pretty smart guy. Maybe there is something to that. Look at Jerry Rice for example. They had to drag him off the field and that`s how he played. Also Ali quit way too late, as did Sugar Ray Robinson but we still revere them. Leave nothing behind.
  2. Matthew P
    2. Posted by Matthew P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    FISCH-
    Need I point out the obvious health consequences of Ali's decision to hang around too long? The extra reverence (if any) gained by those final fights, wasn't worth the physical toll it took.
  3. The Thrilla in Vanilla
    3. Posted by The Thrilla in Vanilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    "A few manage that feat. Ted Williams homered in his final at-bat. John Elway won his second straight Super Bowl. And Michael Jordan drove a dagger into the hearts of the Utah Jazz just before retiring."
    Don't forget Barry Bonds, retiring the season after he broke the HR record!
    What? Don't look at me like that.
  4. billieboy
    4. Posted by billieboy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    I find it disgusting that the LPGA had followed " its protocol" to ' drug - test '
    Annika Sorenstam after she presumably had RETIRED on the very last hole
    of her competitive career at the ADT Championship in West Palm Beach today.
    Very poor taste and simply stupid ! ! The reason that the LPGA had explained
    was that the $8,000 dollars that Annika had earned will be given to her after
    the results of the drug test. WELL ! I cannot possibly understand that because
    since she was drug - tested a few weeks ago showing that she was found CLEAN !
    So I assume that this time today she will be found the same way and collect the monies.
    But still I find it really sick ! and very unflattering for Annika upon her retirement !
  5. Ron H
    5. Posted by Ron H Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:32 pm EDT

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    Golf's different from other sports, at any particular tournament, anything can happen to keep someone from
    winning. All it takes is a ball or two O.B., a couple three putts, and your out. The only golfer who left at the top
    was Bobby Jones. He won all the majors he played in and then said "goodbye" in 1930. Tiger's winning
    percentage is still the most impressive thing I've ever seen. Something around 30% or so. Unbelievable.
  6. Jimmy
    6. Posted by Jimmy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    i am glad she is finally off the tour. I think she was one of the most spoiled ladies ever to play the game. bye bye, and stay away please.
  7. FISCH
    7. Posted by FISCH Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    Good point. Maybe a bad example but don`t feel sorry for Ali...He doesn`t.
  8. Andii
    8. Posted by Andii Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    The only thing this article fails to mention is that no one cares she is retiring. She was mediocre at best playing against no competition. I think she owes the media for putting her on such a high pedestal for all those years when she was embarrassing at best in those "memorable" skins games.
  9. raiderzzz
    9. Posted by raiderzzz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    nipples
  10. Rick F
    10. Posted by Rick F Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    Mike Mussina comes to mind after reading this topic.
  11. walter
    11. Posted by walter Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    shes a golfer for christ sake.you can do it till ya drool..not the same as athletic sports
  12. John
    12. Posted by John Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    I can't believe these comments...mediocre, no competition. She was the best LPGA player for as long as anyone with as much competition as anyone. She's just moving on so she can actually have a life. Maybe the "farewell tour" year was anti-climactic, but that's the nature of the beast. It's obvious that she has already moved on, and the new guard of "no competition" is also better than ever. I wish her the very best in her new life. She did a tremendous amount for women's golf and was a wonderful role model as well. I love Natalie, too, but let's compare the records. Finally, my raspberry as well to that totally inane drug test. What a horrible faux pas.
  13. scrabbleking
    13. Posted by scrabbleking Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    Hey Jay, couldn't write anything better about the final event of greatest woman to ever play the game? Something like what she did to the womens game, was what Arny did to the mens game....
  14. Jay Busbee
    14. Posted by Jay Busbee Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    "Hey Jay, couldn't write anything better about the final event of greatest woman to ever play the game? Something like what she did to the womens game, was what Arny did to the mens game...."
    Already did it. Scroll back a few entries. Thanks.
  15. Fore20
    15. Posted by Fore20 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    Don't believe it for a minute folks, Annika will be back.
    That is no way for a champion to leave.
  16. notphilfan
    16. Posted by notphilfan Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    Good Riddance, she was a b.itch! If the drug testers cant find HGH in her they should look for massive amounts of Testosterone , why would anyone want to mate with that?
  17. Mike
    17. Posted by Mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    Who cares what she was on or not on. She came, she played, she won (alot) and she deceided to do
    something else. We should all be so lucky and skilled to copy that..........
  18. RU EXP
    18. Posted by RU EXP Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:47 pm EDT

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    no comment
  19. dodjer
    19. Posted by dodjer Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    no. 17 you are sick and a true loser- please go away as you will not be missed- annika was an all-time great and its in the records!
  20. BILL
    20. Posted by BILL Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    She was dominate so of course no one likes her,I got to see Mickey Mantle at his worse times the end of his carreer but I got to see him in play, I'd much rather see Annika out there kick'n it instead of the Asian influx we have now, not sure of any more feelings towards this topic so I'll let it rest
  21. BILL
    21. Posted by BILL Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    She was dominate so of course no one likes her,I got to see Mickey Mantle at his worse times the end of his carreer but I got to see him in play, I'd much rather see Annika out there kick'n it instead of the Asian influx we have now, not sure of any more feelings towards this topic so I'll let it rest
  22. tommy
    22. Posted by tommy Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:05 pm EDT

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    I could shoot 65 on those 5900 yard golf courses they play! LPGA is an Terriable Tour if you want to call it that!
  23. raiderzzz
    23. Posted by raiderzzz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    hard nipples
  24. rkorba@...
    24. Posted by rkorba@... Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:43 pm EDT

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    lest we forget, that bill bradley, tiki barber, john elway, staubach, magic, peggy fleming, and many others merely retired from *sports* and have gone on to more great things
  25. rr c
    25. Posted by rr c Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:53 pm EDT

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    wow , she's a useless idiot that can hit a ball with a stick.

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