Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:16 am EDT
If, as the old joke goes, God wishes he could play golf like Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods may wish he could play golf like twelve-year-old Mark Benevento Jr.
Wait ... what? Who or what is a Mark Benevento Jr.?
Mark is a young man who's about to be famous for all the right (i.e. non-balloon-oriented) reasons. At an event commemorating the opening of The Cliffs at High Carolina, a new Tiger-designed course in Asheville, North Carolina recently, Tiger fired his first two shots into the trees. He then looked out over the crowd and invited anyone to step up and try to outdrive him.
Most everyone in the crowd pulled that routine that you do when you don't know the answer and don't want the teacher to call on you -- looking everywhere but at Tiger, taking an intense interest in the clouds above, suddenly staring at their cell phones, and so on. But one brave soul -- that would be Mark -- stepped up and took his swing. You can see him there in the photo at right, teeing it up under the watchful eye of Tiger, who's wearing the white hat at right. NBC Philadelphia has the video of what happened next; click here to check it out.
In short, the kid fired two straight 200-yard drives, right down the fairway -- which, according to driving rules, means he won, because Tiger put his shots into the trees. The kid didn't collapse into jelly, like so many of Tiger's opponents, which makes him a good bet to at least make the cut at next year's Masters.
Oh, and Tiger? The future's calling ... and it's outdriving you. Heads up, my man.
Local boy outdrives Tiger Woods [NBC Philadelphia]
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to me, this is not outdriving Tiger
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i love tiger
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Man, and I thought that was sort of the purpose of a headline. Seems we have a lack of humor, don't we?
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Wish some people could lighten up and have a little fun here.
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