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• If there are going to be new golf movies treading the same hack snobs-vs.-slobs ground, why isn't there room for one satirizing golf's Christian-right base? [The Guardian] 

• Robert Allenby didn't show up at the Australian Masters, and the Aussies were polite and understanding. Just kidding -- they tore him a new one! [Press Tent]

• Tiger Woods isn't the Comeback Player of the Year? Why the heck not? Sorry, PGA Tour, Tiger left, came back, and still kicked your butts. Don't be hatin', y'all. [Waggle Room]

• Revealed at last: the appearance fees for every player at the Australian Masters! (Hint: satire.) [Fore Right]

• On a more serious note, Tiger is demonstrating that he's worth the monstrous appearance fee he got paid to come to Australia. [Golf Observer]

• And just one more, 'cause I love this angle: Tiger Woods is leading after the first two rounds at the Australian Masters, and one columnist says it's over and done with. Y.E. Yang would like a word with you, sir. [Herald Sun]

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