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There may be more difficult holes on the PGA Tour than the 17th at Sawgrass, but none are more famous, more photographed, and more threatening. Oh, sure, the 17th  looks all serene, especially when it's framed in one of those corporate message frames with a caption like "DEDICATION" or "TRANQUILITY." (Never "WET AGAIN? DAMMIT!" OR "HOW MANY BALLS DO I HAVE LEFT?", which would be a lot more appropriate.)

The Island Green is the centerpiece not just of this weekend's Players Championship, but of golf itself. We could bog down in some turgid Jim Nantz metaphor about supreme risk for ultimate reward, but you don't want to read that nonsense. Instead, let's take a look at some of the ways the legend of the 17th reaches far beyond Ponte Vedra:

• Tiger caused a bit of a stir this time last year when he called the hole "gimmicky," implying that all it was lacking was a windmill and a coupon for a free game. Since there was no championship on the line, Phil Mickelson had no problem standing up to Tiger and saying it was part of "the most exciting finish in golf."

• There's a dude buried at the 17th. Well, not really buried, more like "spread." Longtime caddy Brad "The Russian" Krosnoff requested that his ashes be scattered in the waters around the 17th, and after his passing in 2003, friends complied.

• Did you know that the 17th is a metaphor for American culture? It's true, according to this article. Unless it's a metaphor for Iraq. Or something. Let's move on.

• More than 120,000 golf balls hit the drink around the 17th every year. And who fishes ‘em out? Divers, who re-sell them for up to a buck apiece and can earn six figures for the salvage effort.

• Several replicas of the hole exist. One's out in Texas, part of the infamous Tour-18 course, the wax museum of golf. There, the 17th is the 9th, so you've got plenty of time to recover from a crappy hole. What's up with that? And last year, a scaled-down replica of the hole – a 30-yard pitch onto a tiny green – toured New York City, and gave golfers an idea of how Cloverfield would fare playing the hole.

• Of course, you can always play the real deal yourself and give #17 a go for only about three bills. To me, though, Sawgrass is leaving money on the table with that arrangement. Why not pick one day a month – heck, one a year – and open the 17th up to anybody with a stick and fifty bucks? You get five shots at the green, and then adios till next year. It's flawless!

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  1. TL
    1. Posted by TL Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:27 pm EDT

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    I'd pay 50 bucks for a swirl at it!!
  2. Javier R
    2. Posted by Javier R Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    just about every non-professional golfer would pay it, just for the fun of it!
  3. Chas db MacDuff
    3. Posted by Chas db MacDuff Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

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    Three Bills? That must be Bill Gates, Bill Murray, and Bill Harzia. Hmmm, for three bucks I'd find my range with at least a bucket. Do you actually mean $300 smackeroos? I can see now why you didn't want to say it, whatwithal all the present day debate about over 18.4 cents a gallon. What a challenge!
  4. Sasso24
    4. Posted by Sasso24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    If I hit the green, I'd do a cannon ball into the water......"if"
  5. A Yahoo! User
    5. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    LOL - nice #4. I couldn't have said it better myself...maybe a jack-knife instead???
    I'd pay the $300.00 to take a crack at it. Knowing my luck, I'd skull one into the face of the island green, and it'd come right back at me!!!
  6. benny
    6. Posted by benny Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    I would want a refund if the ball were to somehow find the green and navigate it's way into the cup (dreaming........zzzzzzzzzzzzz). That would warrant a few dives into the water!
    Still would pay for a shot at it.
  7. roy v
    7. Posted by roy v Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    $50 bucks for 5 balls, for the first 100 players = $5,000. Closest to the pin gets a free round, course makes $4700. Hole-In-One gets a round for 4. Win-Win. I'm in.
  8. Sheru08
    8. Posted by Sheru08 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:47 pm EDT

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    I want $10 back for every ball I land on the green.
  9. Milton
    9. Posted by Milton Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:58 pm EDT

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    Sorry but the most famous intimidating hole in all of golf is the 12th at Augusta. Then this hole. Please re-write your column immediately!
  10. angeleyes77713
    10. Posted by angeleyes77713 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    When Tour 18 first opened near Houston, I received a gift certificate to play there for a Christmas gift from my in-laws. First time I played hole number 9 (#17 Sawgrass), hit 7 iron to the green, 3 feet from the hole and made birdie. That memory will last forever.
  11. Frank S
    11. Posted by Frank S Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    The TPC news conference on The Golf Channel has flunked out badly today, the interview with Boo Weekly has to go down as an all time low point for professional sports. Watch it if you don't mind listening to a grown man, millionaire at that, botch up the english language and then proceed to casually take the cap off a water bottle, raise it to his mouth and let his tobacco juice slide down the inside of the bottle all there for the world to see. And he did it again, and he did it again. I cannot believe the producers at the Golf Channell would let that sort of thing be televised. And shortly there after Tim Finchem was asked about the half dressed body of John Daly and what a sight that is to behold. Then they cut to that clip. Golf Channel..you suck
  12. Fist of Gork
    12. Posted by Fist of Gork Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    C'mon, Frank S...give Boo Weekly and TGC a break. He is who he is and some of us would like to see some guys who aren't spoiled country clubbers or cliche-spewing say-nothings.
    Re the posters...this hole and TRANQUILITY don't go together at all. A better caption for a photo of this hole might be "FLOP SWEAT!"
  13. Kimberly S
    13. Posted by Kimberly S Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:42 pm EDT

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    I would hit the green 3 out of 3,then swim topless...
  14. notphilfan
    14. Posted by notphilfan Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    send us a photo kimberly
  15. upcheshaw
    15. Posted by upcheshaw Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    I'm with #14... send the photo... I'll pay the Fifty bucks for you. Nothing like contributing to somebody's dream.
  16. Chris
    16. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    Jay,
    I didn't know you like Golf. Nascar, baseball, golf.....whats next?
  17. Jay Busbee
    17. Posted by Jay Busbee Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    Multitasking, my brother. Next up: synchronized swimming!
  18. Jennifer W
    18. Posted by Jennifer W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    fifty bucks im all in and i will throw another fifty for the photo of kimberly
  19. Rudy88
    19. Posted by Rudy88 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Jay-----You shouldn't have any problems if you lose a ball. Over at NASCAR blogs, we think you have a lot of balls.
  20. WTON_JOHN
    20. Posted by WTON_JOHN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    Hell yeah, JAY!
    Look out all of you quiet golf types. Here come the NASCAR boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and girls, sorry ladies)
  21. WTON_JOHN
    21. Posted by WTON_JOHN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    Sorry, I didn't mean to yell during anyone's back-swing.
  22. Jay Busbee
    22. Posted by Jay Busbee Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    Guyyyyys! Stop! You're embarrassing me in front of my new friends!
    I kid, I kid. Check out the Kelly Tilghman post...seems like we've got some equally vocal types over here, which is great. And most of the golf commenters know how to TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK, which is even better.
  23. jeremy r
    23. Posted by jeremy r Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:31 pm EDT

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    with how much golf is keying up on woman in golf on how they match up against men,and tigers history with his dad and golf;you just watch and see ...........tigers daughter will be one of the great woman to play the game and she will make it in to compete with the men
  24. Andrew M
    24. Posted by Andrew M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:26 pm EDT

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    Someone was lazy and didn't put a picture in here.
  25. Matt
    25. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    I don't see what the big deal is. Either you have a club that you can consistently hit straight 130ish, or you don't... It's really not any different from any other par-3, except that if you miss, you're taking a penalty. Where's the drop, by the way? How far out?

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