Thu Nov 18 09:45am EST
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Early Thursday morning, Tiger Woods joined ESPN Radio's Mike & Mike for about 17 minutes of conversation. Sports Illustrated's Richard Deitsch reported that Woods' camp placed several restrictions on the interview, including no callers and no references to certain touchy events. But we at Devil Ball have discovered* an email which seems to indicate that there were far more restrictions than that. Now, for the first time, we can reveal just how much Tiger Woods controlled this interview:
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Fascinating stuff there! Listen to Mike and Mike to see how well they complied!
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*--For those who haven't yet gotten the joke -- this is a joke.
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