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Watching kids golf is kind of like eating broccoli or sitting through a long sermon in church. You know it's a good thing to do, and yet you find yourself wondering how much longer it's going to last. And then the kids go and pull a stunt like this, and you go from boredom to shock and awe.

Last week, brothers Davis and Hanks Massey, aged 9 and 11, respectively, pulled off a feat that borders on the unimaginable for golfers of all ages: They both hit holes-in-one in succession at the Par-3 third at TPC Sawgrass. (Couldn't do it on the Island Green, huh? Shame.)

How amazing is such an occurrence? This amazing:

The odds of two players in the same group making a hole-in-one have been estimated at 17 million-to-1 by Francis Scheid, a retired Boston University math professor who was commissioned by Golf Digest to calculate hole-in-one odds under various scenarios. The odds for a PGA Tour player have been pegged at 3,700-to-1 and a handicap golfer at about 13,000-to-1.

The odds at hitting the big prize in the Florida Lottery are about 22 million-to-1. Various Internet sites put the odds at being struck by lightning in Florida at 240,000-to-1 or being bit by a shark at 11 million-to-1.

Right now, some of you are thinking, "Wow, what an amazing couple of lads! What a heart-warming story!" And others of you, quite reasonably, are thinking, "What a load of ... " (We'll stop there. This is a family-friendly post, after all.)

So I checked with the writer of the story, Garry Smits at the Florida Times-Union. He thinks it's got the ring of truth, for three reasons. First, the kids' father, who watched the whole show, is PGA Tour Marketing Vice President Scott Massey, and in addition to the, uh, questionable judgment a PGA VP would show by lying about this, Smits said that a former colleague of his attested to Massey's upstanding character. Good to know.

Second, you can't just go out and blast a hole in one and expect the USGA to register it; it has to come as part of a legitimate round of either 9 or 18 holes. The Masseys were going out to goof around for a couple evening holes and happened to hit these shots, but in order to make them count, they had to be part of a full round. Problem was, darkness had already set in by the time they were done celebrating. So they contacted the USGA, found out that they could in fact resume the round the next morning, and thus went out and played holes 4 through 9 to make it a legitimate round.

Finally, as Smits says, "All of golf is an honor system. It would be hard to get three people to lie like this. Ultimately, we have to believe them."

[Jacksonville.com via Deadspin]

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  1. tom t
    1. Posted by tom t Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT

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    I hope some neutral party saw this happen. Sounds a little bit fishy to me.
  2. g-nut
    2. Posted by g-nut Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    I bet the kid in the picture can out drive you as well...... ;)
  3. Boo man groupie
    3. Posted by Boo man groupie Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    Jay is that you?
  4. Superman
    4. Posted by Superman Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    It's a bit smelly, I heard the superentendent is their dad!!
  5. falliblerob
    5. Posted by falliblerob Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    according to the odds, they probably shouldn't go in the ocean for a while. How long is the hole for them anyway?
  6. lbanks21
    6. Posted by lbanks21 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    okay..........9 and 11 year olds making hole in ones...........right. and on top of that, it was back to back, get out of here
  7. ilivedwntwn
    7. Posted by ilivedwntwn Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    Man.....They must have times the windmill just right!
  8. Kyle B
    8. Posted by Kyle B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Pin might have been placed in such a way so as to cause balls to funnel to the hole that day. That'd make it slightly more probable..
    i mean. i don't know.
  9. Mr. April
    9. Posted by Mr. April Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:45 pm EDT

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    That's pretty cool. While it is skeptical, it's not impossible. Congrats to them.
  10. j_b.welch
    10. Posted by j_b.welch Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    I did not know that TPC had a putt-putt course. :^)
  11. Travis
    11. Posted by Travis Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:53 pm EDT

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    thats pretty amazing if it really happened. It is still pretty cool tho....
  12. Timothy S
    12. Posted by Timothy S Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:32 pm EDT

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    Yeah, I had a hole in one too yesterday!! What an amazing coincidence? Did anyone else have a hole in one recently?
  13. hay-ta
    13. Posted by hay-ta Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:05 pm EDT

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    I did not know that TPC had a putt-putt course. :^)
  14. luamhtrad
    14. Posted by luamhtrad Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:41 pm EDT

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    If my stoner cousin who has played maybe a dozen rounds of golf in his entire life (32 years) can hit a hole in one, then I have no problem believing 2 pre-teen brothers did it. They have probably been swinging clubs since birth.
  15. gregman86
    15. Posted by gregman86 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    This is a little fishy.
  16. hay-ta
    16. Posted by hay-ta Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:05 pm EDT

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    Funny. Tiger and I did the same thing together when we were kids and I used to beat him at golf all the time.
  17. TX Golfer
    17. Posted by TX Golfer Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    I call BS on this one...
  18. TX Golfer
    18. Posted by TX Golfer Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    i call bs on this one...
  19. beer_on_the_beach_07
    19. Posted by beer_on_the_beach_07 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    WOW! Sounds like this could be a phenomenal marketing piece for golf.
    Huh? What's that? Their dad is VP of Marketing for the PGA?
    Hmmmm ...
  20. Miko
    20. Posted by Miko Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    Okay, first of all two CHILDREN of the PGA Tour... MARKETING..... Vice President. And conveniently there is a story written on national news covering the feat.... If you put the pieces together you have a scenario about as believable as bigfoot stealing my morning newspaper instead of my neighbor.
  21. TEBOW
    21. Posted by TEBOW Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    I like the web name at the top, Puk-kids seems right to me. You would think if two pros couldn't do it then the odds of two kids doing it would be almost unreal. Stranger things have happened.
  22. Jason H
    22. Posted by Jason H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    who cares... blind people hit hole-in-ones... the question is... who dresses those guys?
  23. Britt
    23. Posted by Britt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    B.s.
  24. Vitaly
    24. Posted by Vitaly Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    All you negative comments - your just jealous!!! Nice job guys, pretty amazing!!
  25. rj
    25. Posted by rj Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    Not saying it couldn't happen, but very very very very unlikely!!!! I would like one more witness
    other than the family. If so, then congrats!

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