Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:33 am EDT
Natalie Gulbis. Natalie Gulbis. Natalie, Natalie, Natalie --
... what? Oh, sorry. Forgot that there actually needed to be a post attached to this picture. (You're not even reading this, are you? It's okay. I understand.) Anyway, the latest news out of the Gulbis camp is that she's slated to star on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. You know, that's the one where Donald Trump and a couple of his minions put wannabe Trumplets through their paces, and then mercilessly mock them when they don't turn a six-figure profit in an afternoon. It's kind of like "The Girls Next Door" for Wharton School graduates.
Now, I don't think I'm alone in saying that reality TV is a cancerous tumor in the great grand body of our culture, but I will say this: if Natalie's involved, I'm watching. Already apparently confirmed as participating are Dennis Rodman, some Baywatch chick, "starlet" (ooookay) Khloe Kardashian, and Joan Rivers and her oh-so-talented daughter Melissa.
Huh. Looking at that lineup, I take it back. I'm not sure any human being should be subjected to that crew. Sorry, Natalie. Best of luck with the Donald, though. But don't make fun of his hair ... he's got some powerful friends.
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You go Jay, good idea, I"ve been suffering here. Natalie is indeed God's gift to golf and men.
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Awwww, him's got his wittle feelings hurt....
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Next week: Paula Creamer...Pretty in Pink or Beauty in Black?
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It's obvious that her hat is....WAIT!!! She's wearing a hat?
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That's just not right....Donald making us suffer through that hag Rivers and the ugliest bride in the history of matrimony to be able to admire Natalie's incredibly endowed......ah business skills.
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The length is just perfect !!
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