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The 2010 U.S. Open will be played at Pebble Beach, which I hear is kind of a nice place for golf. And once again, Golf Digest is offering you -- yes, you, Joe or Jane Average Golfer -- a chance to play the course at its championship distance, along with some celebs and NBC cameras.

Nervous yet?

The contest was inspired by Tiger Woods' 2007 declaration that a 10-handicapper couldn't break 100 at Oakmont, site of that year's Open.  Earlier this year, Ben Roethlisberger, Justin Timberlake and Michael Jordan played Bethpage with an everyday fella named Larry Giebelhausen. (Roethlisberger won.)

Ah, but they're not letting just anybody play. No, you've got to win their contest -- explain in 60 words or less why you deserve to get the coveted fourth spot. (Giebelhausen's winning entry last year: "I'm a cop, I'll shoot low.")

Suggested topics to pursue: a round with your father, introducing your child to the game, recovering from illness, reunion with long-lost relatives, maybe even all at once. Suggested topics to avoid: your irritable bowel syndrome, "golf isn't really a sport," your tendency to use the ol' foot wedge now and then. 

So have at it, folks -- go to the official site to sign up, and why not give us a sample of your literary prowess right here in the comments section?

Golf Digest U.S. Open contest [Official site]

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  1. treythewop
    1. Posted by treythewop Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:24 pm EST

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    I believe last year contestants were told to keep their entries to 6 words or less, you make it seem as if his simple entry won a contest where entries could be 60 words.
  2. Slayer
    2. Posted by Slayer Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:50 pm EST

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    What celebs are playing Pebble? Forget the jocks, lets"s get some women out there!
  3. big mike
    3. Posted by big mike Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:51 pm EST

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    ive played this course before
  4. Fore20
    4. Posted by Fore20 Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:11 pm EST

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    I really thought I would win last year,
    my 6 word gem:
    "I am woman, hear my fore"
    Now I must add that the judges must have been a bunch of dimwits.
  5. mark
    5. Posted by mark Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:47 pm EST

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    Busbee is a moron...
  6. Go Chargers
    6. Posted by Go Chargers Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:56 pm EST

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    Thanks Jay
  7. uofagolfpro
    7. Posted by uofagolfpro Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:53 pm EST

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    6 words or 60 words? check your column
  8. Jay Busbee
    8. Posted by Jay Busbee Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:04 pm EST

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    60 words. Check the link.
  9. djh11252
    9. Posted by djh11252 Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:42 pm EST

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    How about, Tiger sucks, Phil rules? (that's 6 words)
  10. djh11252
    10. Posted by djh11252 Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:43 pm EST

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    and yes Fore, you should have won last year!
  11. ben
    11. Posted by ben Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:04 pm EST

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    Because i play golf with a green ball...for that extra challenge...
  12. golfgirl
    12. Posted by golfgirl Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:13 am EST

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    @Slayer @Fore20 From what I hear, Golf Digest doesn't believe in women.
  13. golfgirl
    13. Posted by golfgirl Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:14 am EST

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    @Slayer @Fore20 From what I hear, Golf Digest doesn't believe in women.
  14. Gene
    14. Posted by Gene Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:56 am EST

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    I turned down a chance to play there a fewyears ago.Who cares about shooting a 120?
  15. petebarron1
    15. Posted by petebarron1 Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:07 am EST

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    Funny, I followed the link and never got to do the essay? All it tried to do was get me to order a subscription to Golf Digest for 12 bucks but nowhere did it offer to allow me to write my 60 words.
  16. Jerry
    16. Posted by Jerry Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:05 pm EST

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    #9djh---which stands for what...dumbass jag hoff?? Tiger sucks? are you really stupid enough to write that down then put your name by it? he sucks? really??? he sucks??? If you don't like the guy because he's too arrogant for your taste, or your a racist, he has too much exposure, the media kisses his rear or whatever I can accept that, but to say he sucks means you are an absolute dumb f*cking idiot....maybe you were one of those who said Michael Jordan sucked and was lucky....Tiger Woods doesn't suck at golf, I think everyone in the world except for an ignorant crank sucker as you djh can say that..........and by the way golfgirl this is a mens event---when all the lesbos go out to palm springs or to their US Open site they can have their own contest, why can't they do that? or is watching an amateur female golfing playing from the tips at pebble and breaking off a 140 exciting?
    At least with this contest if you win you get to play pebble basically for free I'm taking it? because if you try to play it any other time of year they jam the green fees and lodging so far up your ass you have to save for a year or two just to go.....
  17. Kevin
    17. Posted by Kevin Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:59 am EST

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    Hmmm. Six words eh?
  18. Sesails
    18. Posted by Sesails Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:09 am EST

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    "Beach course, discourse, intercourse, no remorse." There's six words for ya.

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