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Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:08 pm EDT

Daly does Russia

When we last paid close attention to John Daly, he was on videotape playing golf in Branson, Mo., wearing neither shoes nor a shirt. Although it's possible I'm confusing that videotape with the highly acclaimed National Geographic film "The Elephant Seals of Guadalupe Island."

Then the big guy sort of disappeared, appearing only briefly to answer absolutely ridiculous charges by his former swing coach, Butch Harmon, that Daly was only interested in drinking beer. Daly denied the absurd allegation, pausing on occasion to adjust the plastic six-pack holder that he'd pulled onto his head and made into "eyeglasses."

But now Daly is back. He played in last week's British Open and is playing again this week.

In Russia.

There, as you might imagine, Daly has drawn hordes of loyal Russian golf fans who follow him down the streets of Moscow, staring, hands clasped over their mouths, thousands of them pointing and whispering "Oo mi godsky, ets Boris Yeltsin bak frum deadski."

In the opening round of the Russian Open, Daly shot a respectable 70 and was five strokes behind leader Vladimir Lenin, who shot a 7-under 65 and then immediately advocated the state's takeover of all mines, factories, banks and utilities.

Daly is playing this week with an injured wrist. He played last week with an injured elbow. Both injuries, according to doctors, are common to golfers. Specifically, golfers who won the 1995 British Open and now regularly wrestle a full keg of beer up the steps of a recreational vehicle.

"It's hurting pretty bad," Daly said, referring either to his wrist or the relentless throbbing in his head.

He said he was lucky to shoot a 70.

"I probably hit two of the worst iron shots that I have ever shot," he said. "They just went dead right off the tee."

Daly's only worse moment with an iron came a few weeks ago around a late-night campfire in an RV park when a cowboy accidentally branded him.

He said it was "great to see Russia getting into golf," and also said he's soaking up the cultural experience in that country, which is the world's largest and covers one-eighth of the planet's land area. By comparison, Daly now covers three-eighths.

He then surprised Russian reporters with his knowledge of literature, saying his three favorite writers are Tolstoy, who wrote "War and Peace,"  Dostoevsky, who wrote "Crime and Punishment" and his old high school buddy, Denny, who keeps writing "Wash Me" on the back window of Daly's Winnebago.

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  1. greg h
    1. Posted by greg h Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:15 pm EDT

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    Holy crap are you kidding me "former 1995 British golfer who now wrestle kegs of beer up the steps and into his rv" - way to funny, can't stop laughing......I have to say he didn't look to good at the British and i don't mean his wrist or his elbow, he just looked defeated......I met him several years back at the Buick in San Diego and have to say what a nice guy he is, larger than life. I hope he can come to grips with his demons and recollect what's left of his golf game. In my opinion, he's good for the sport and people generally love him. What's sad is people also tend to through stones at glass houses, well if this makes them feel better about themselves then so be it.......God knows John did put himself out there to be examined......God speed John.........
    Greg
  2. wavydavynotinthenavy
    2. Posted by wavydavynotinthenavy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:41 pm EDT

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    OK, so the guy is out there a bit, but he's not trying to fit anyones stereotype but his own. Let him be John Daly, the one we love to ridicule because of his lifestyle. His choice, not ours!
  3. Ben P
    3. Posted by Ben P Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    Rich, you should really write a book full of these golf witticisms!
    Not because I want to read it, but because maybe it'd get you off Yahoo for a while.
  4. like_a_theif_n_the_night
    4. Posted by like_a_theif_n_the_night Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    O My Goshki! Can uski believski that this fat-aski actually got his winnebegoski across the Bering Straight. I guess he tied a bunch of empty kegs together with his belt, and used them as floatation device. What a washed up Loser-ski.
  5. golfer in NC
    5. Posted by golfer in NC Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    hack writing - my elementary school girl could be just as mean, and entertaining in doing so. this is nothing more than kicking a good man while he's down, and no amount of "he put himself out to be examined" excuses it. classless.
  6. greg h
    6. Posted by greg h Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:15 pm EDT

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    Hey Ben P,
    Why don't you write something intelligent, then post it, and we'll judge you...........Hmmmm probably not eh? Go find your rock......
  7. Diesel
    7. Posted by Diesel Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    That was a lame article. Find something else to do with your time. I really hope this isn't your day job.
  8. DaveBoy
    8. Posted by DaveBoy Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    Hey Ben P. You might feel better....
  9. zerk
    9. Posted by zerk Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    It is easy to ridicule someone when he is miles away from you?what would you have to say about daly if you were face to face with him==not to much i would bet==you need to grow up.
  10. e3_e3
    10. Posted by e3_e3 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    good lord man. have a personal vendetta against daly or something?
  11. bloodfox
    11. Posted by bloodfox Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    So, being REAL means to drink on the job, not show up for your job, or simply leave your job without explanation? I hope that's not REAL. You don't have to come from a privileged background to know what responsibility is.
  12. dr.r
    12. Posted by dr.r Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Is this this extent of your writing skill?Fat jokes and trailer park jokes are unoriginal and offensive.John Daly has accomplished more with his chosen profession than you or I could ever hope for in ours.Next time,find some inspiration before you sit down at your keyboard.That article was a shank.
  13. Steven O
    13. Posted by Steven O Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    Not one mention of vodka -- amazing!
  14. R S
    14. Posted by R S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    John is a friend to everyone. He's a big man with an even bigger heart. If you knew of half of the things he does for kids in MS, TN and AK you would not believe it. I know him and if you knew him personally you would eat your words.
  15. Cosmo
    15. Posted by Cosmo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:29 pm EDT

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    Well said Greg. Many Americans have to deal with demons of their own and Lord knows John has. Granted, it is a life he has chosen but, most of us (with a heart) would like to see him defeat his and come back strong. A man who has a long game and touch around the greens is always fun to watch. Go Big John!!!!
  16. Matt A
    16. Posted by Matt A Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:38 pm EDT

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    I always have and will continue to pull for John Daly. I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma and at the PGA last summer, I followed him the entire first two days. I had no interest in seeing anyone else. I wish he could get it to where he was making the cuts and then who knows.....He sure is fun to watch.....
  17. Tom B
    17. Posted by Tom B Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:15 pm EDT

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    I met him also at the Buick Invitational in San Diego -- great guy! I talked to him briefly on the putting green. He's not stuck up like a lot of PGA Pros. What a talent. He still has more talent that most of the guys on Tour. We all have problems -- every one of us. That's why we pull for him so much. Most of us want to see him do well. I don't understand why some in the Media like to throw cheap shots his way -- I guess that he doesn't live up to their self-proclaimed 'standards' of what a PGA Tour Player should be. One thing's for sure -- he isn't going to change just because a few people in the Media don't like him! Besides, how can you not like him... even Tiger stops to watch him sometimes!
  18. Travis
    18. Posted by Travis Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    John Daly plays a great game of golf for a fat drunk. Some of the booze-heads I know have trouble breaking 100-- &--- this is on their home course--- if they can find it. !!! John is still in the big-time, playin the game, getting married, doing his thing and getting swackoed in his spare time!!!! Great life if you can get it.
  19. Tecano
    19. Posted by Tecano Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT

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    I have ;never heard of Rich Tosches prior to reading some of his comments on some well know golfers. This I can say--Anyone who puts down others, such as Woods. Daly, and Perry must be pretty miserable and short-sighted.
    His credo of " if you can't say anything good about a person then drag him down to your level" is so sad!!
  20. Bob
    20. Posted by Bob Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    I have followed JD for years. He is a great talent but has some demons to tee up and deal with. His life is out there for all to see. If everyones life was I wander what demons we would find.
    Good Luck big guy and I love watching you play.
    Get off his back and just enjoy him.
  21. Phil H
    21. Posted by Phil H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    hey rich,
    these kinds of articles are what ignite readers to emigrate from yahoo and immigrate to espn. you are a sportswriter the same way that wyoming is a state. way to helplessly poke fun at the most talented golfer in the world. it's jd's choice to enjoy life a little, rather than live the life of your standard pga robot, engaging in yoga and visits to sports shrinks all day.
    i hope your next article has a little more creativity and substance, bro-ski.
  22. James
    22. Posted by James Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm EDT

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    I thought Tosches got fired after his Watching Golf With Tiger Article. Guess not.
  23. DA Cubs
    23. Posted by DA Cubs Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:37 pm EDT

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    Do the points he earns in this tournament count towards the Ryder Cup. If we can't win - with or without Tiger - hopefully Azinger will put Daly on the team just to spite the Euros. maybe enough heckling NASCAR fans will follow big 'n to the golf course to cough "bullsht" everytime they hit a putt. That will be the only way the US can win this year.
    As for Daly in Russia, good on ya, Comrade.
  24. spookmason1
    24. Posted by spookmason1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    Kudos to phil h well put!!! jd is havin fun out there whatever he does leave the guy alone --- your just jealous rich
  25. Ask Later
    25. Posted by Ask Later Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    We are not to judge others unless we ourselves want to be judged. I leave it at that and think this is poor journalism. Report on something good for a change and not bad. Come on the world would be a better place if people would just be kind to each other and not put everyone down. Bad business when all you report is trash.

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