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Ah, golf announcing. So much time to speak, so much room to make a horrible mistake, as Andrew Magee found out last weekend.

Now, the FBR Open is, as we discussed in this space a week or so ago, an insane booze party frequently interrupted with golf. And at such parties, it's likely that someone may choose to wear a t-shirt that's perhaps a little inappropriate. But repeating what that shirt says ... not such a bright idea.

Magee, wandering the course for The Golf Channel, told fellow analyst Gary McCord that he'd just seen a guy wearing a t-shirt that said, "I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie." I sincerely hope we don't need to explain to you why some people might find that offensive. (Aside: why do we assume it's a sexually suggestive remark? Could be about cannibalism, not that that's any better.)

Anyway, McCord wisely kept his mouth shut, and several agonizing seconds of dead air followed Magee's remark, during which Magee surely wished he could disappear into his own navel. Magee has been "disciplined" but apparently not suspended.

As Steve Elling notes, this is the third time in a year that Golf Channel announcers have been disciplined for on-air commentary, following Kelly Tilghman's infamous "lynching" remark and Dottie Pepper's dismissal of American golfers as "choking dogs" in the Solheim Cup.

You know what? Who cares, I say. We start muzzling these announcers too much, we're going to end up losing out on David Feherty's genius material. One awkward joke a week is a small price to pay.

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  1. 14 STIX
    1. Posted by 14 STIX Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    We're subjected to 100's of erectile dysfunction and bladder control commercials each and every broadcast but Magee can't make a one little joke with sexual innuendo (In your-endo...Hiiiiiii-oh!). C'mon, the football through the tire swing and the suddenly spurting faucet are no worse than Magee's comment on the t-shirt. Could have been worse - he could have made a Webelo joke...
  2. Vito Puzzo
    2. Posted by Vito Puzzo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

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    Hilaroius! Please don't muzzle the announcers. With the inept comments, Faldo's attempts at wit, Boo Weekly making the weekend cuts and Eldrick not present I'm actually enjoying watching golf again.
    Now to really boost a few ratings and perhaps raise a few Bushwood CC eyebrows, let's toss the word "choke" around. More of Johnny Miller and less of Curtis Strange wouldn't hurt either. Oh and i knew a kid who was eight before he was nine.
  3. Superman
    3. Posted by Superman Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    Boy Scouts can eat anything they want, Don't tell me you guys don't like a brownie or two, I did. This is a free country, I tell you what, IT IS ILLEGAL IF YOU PAY FOR THAT BROWNIE !!
  4. Dan the Obliviousman
    4. Posted by Dan the Obliviousman Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    @ Superman:
    "I tell you what, IT IS ILLEGAL IF YOU PAY FOR THAT BROWNIE !! "
    Spoken like a man with experience...Were you ever in jail? :O
  5. Dan the Obliviousman
    5. Posted by Dan the Obliviousman Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    "You know what? Who cares, I say. We start muzzling these announcers too much, we're going to end up losing out on David Feherty's genius material."
    I couldn't agree more with that statement,Jay...Golf needs humor to keep it lively.It can be a pretty humorous game sometimes no matter what the announcer says.
    Any announcer could have complicated the situation a little by stating something like..."I hope that brownie at least tasted good",which would have probably brought on the dogs even more,although he didn't actually say anything wrong there. :)
  6. spencerO96
    6. Posted by spencerO96 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 pm EDT

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    "More of Johnny Miller"
    did someone seriously just say that?
  7. Pop or Corn
    7. Posted by Pop or Corn Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    I heard that little joke 40 years ago! Geez, get a life!!!!!!
  8. sdjerk
    8. Posted by sdjerk Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    Yeah, that's a classic. Just so you all know, that wasn't me wearing the shirt.
  9. Mike
    9. Posted by Mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    Help me understand, just how is the McGee (Brownie) thing news???????????????????? Do we now have
    Jerry Fawell coming back from the grave and morally getting in everyone's face again????????
    Like someone said in other postings - GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
  10. skidrowdan
    10. Posted by skidrowdan Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    This is a non-story. He was quoting a T-shirt. Good Grief!
  11. ex-veep
    11. Posted by ex-veep Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    Dudes...what's wrong with eating a brownie...were they, like, funny brownies??
  12. Dan the Obliviousman
    12. Posted by Dan the Obliviousman Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    It was just that...A saying on the front of a T-shirt.Since when is anybody supposed to get upset about it?...Geez!
    I myself have probably worn T-shirts in public that offended some people.
    One of the classics I have shows 2 Uzis in a " Knight of Arms" and the simple saying..."LET'S PARTY".
    I don't know where I got it from,but it will remain with me.
    Sure it might be offensive to some people,but I don't own any Uzi's,and it is a cool looking shirt. :)
  13. paglioso
    13. Posted by paglioso Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:48 pm EDT

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    As a politically incorrect American, I feel discriminated against by politically correct Americans who can not tolerate me for wanting my announcers to make statements that are politically incorrect. Who can I sue to get justice for how violated and mistreated I feel?
  14. WTON_JOHN
    14. Posted by WTON_JOHN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    spencer096....my thoughts exactly...
  15. greydragon53
    15. Posted by greydragon53 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:04 pm EDT

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    Come on, this is stupid. Who do they think is listening to these broadcasts? The silence was probably McCord cracking up with his hand covering his face to keep from busting out laughing, hell Feherty would have interviewed the guy.
  16. MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts
    16. Posted by MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Golf is seriously lacking credibility if this is a " controversy ". If this is newsworthy, then this sport desperately needs Tiger Wood back in a hurry.
  17. Andy J
    17. Posted by Andy J Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    As a former Boy Scout I feel shocked and underfed. We sang Kumbaya a helluva lot and played broken telephone, but never even a whiff of brownie. Guess I was in the wrong troupe.
  18. boogalourt
    18. Posted by boogalourt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT

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    Herbiferous brownies...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  19. hdcp
    19. Posted by hdcp Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Come on, are we at a stage in this country that everything said is not Politically Correct. I'm tired of alays hearing about why or should someone said something, I may start watching golf WITHOUT sound. Where's Johnny Miller when you need him.
  20. louisg
    20. Posted by louisg Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    you must be kidding..if anyone takes offense to this they should just turn off their tv..would rather listen to Magee than that bone head FALDO..he tries to inject his british humor that none of us yanks understand...more Magee..Less Faldo
  21. dharma bob
    21. Posted by dharma bob Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    Does anyone remember when McCord got banned from the Masters (by the Augusta National Club, not the network) for saying the greens were so fast it was like they were bikini waxed.. ..
  22. dharma bob
    22. Posted by dharma bob Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    oh, yeah, and Ben Wright got axed by the network for saying that the women golfers could never compete with themen because their breasts got in the way... Ben Wright and Gary McCord used to be hysterical together. A great team. I like David Feherty but his humor is getting a little stale for me. But there's no one else out there with any wit. McCord has been neutered; he used to be awesome.
  23. Psycho
    23. Posted by Psycho Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    I like Apple Pie
  24. Brian
    24. Posted by Brian Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Poster #13 is my new Hero
  25. Dragonhead
    25. Posted by Dragonhead Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:19 pm EDT

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    Humour is one of the most valuable assets to have. When everything in the world is falling apart around you, or shot and shell are flying, it is what turns the defeat into victory. To the PC zealots, take a hike! Soon we will be reduced to grunting instead of coherent speech!Oh! no grunts either, they would of course have deep sexual connotations as well! So silent golf in prospect? No Way, banish PC from Golf now.
    As for the anti-Faldo by louisg at #20, Couldn't agree more mate, as a Scot, we understand him,but just can't stand his narcisstic, self,self,self all the time! We understand him and he is not funny at all. David Feherty would tell Irish jokes all day, me too or any other nationality one I fancy. If you are offended if I tell a "yank" joke, tough! We Scots get our fair share of stick, we deserve it and give as good as we get! The trouble with the PC cabal, they can't give or take anything, so they have it banned to feel them feel equal or superior. Unfortunately they are neither, just inadequate,prissy, pompous drones.

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