Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:08 am EST
Ah, golf announcing. So much time to speak, so much room to make a horrible mistake, as Andrew Magee found out last weekend.
Now, the FBR Open is, as we discussed in this space a week or so ago, an insane booze party frequently interrupted with golf. And at such parties, it's likely that someone may choose to wear a t-shirt that's perhaps a little inappropriate. But repeating what that shirt says ... not such a bright idea.
Magee, wandering the course for The Golf Channel, told fellow analyst Gary McCord that he'd just seen a guy wearing a t-shirt that said, "I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie." I sincerely hope we don't need to explain to you why some people might find that offensive. (Aside: why do we assume it's a sexually suggestive remark? Could be about cannibalism, not that that's any better.)
Anyway, McCord wisely kept his mouth shut, and several agonizing seconds of dead air followed Magee's remark, during which Magee surely wished he could disappear into his own navel. Magee has been "disciplined" but apparently not suspended.
As Steve Elling notes, this is the third time in a year that Golf Channel announcers have been disciplined for on-air commentary, following Kelly Tilghman's infamous "lynching" remark and Dottie Pepper's dismissal of American golfers as "choking dogs" in the Solheim Cup.
You know what? Who cares, I say. We start muzzling these announcers too much, we're going to end up losing out on David Feherty's genius material. One awkward joke a week is a small price to pay.
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Now to really boost a few ratings and perhaps raise a few Bushwood CC eyebrows, let's toss the word "choke" around. More of Johnny Miller and less of Curtis Strange wouldn't hurt either. Oh and i knew a kid who was eight before he was nine.
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"I tell you what, IT IS ILLEGAL IF YOU PAY FOR THAT BROWNIE !! "
Spoken like a man with experience...Were you ever in jail? :O
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I couldn't agree more with that statement,Jay...Golf needs humor to keep it lively.It can be a pretty humorous game sometimes no matter what the announcer says.
Any announcer could have complicated the situation a little by stating something like..."I hope that brownie at least tasted good",which would have probably brought on the dogs even more,although he didn't actually say anything wrong there. :)
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did someone seriously just say that?
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Jerry Fawell coming back from the grave and morally getting in everyone's face again????????
Like someone said in other postings - GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
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I myself have probably worn T-shirts in public that offended some people.
One of the classics I have shows 2 Uzis in a " Knight of Arms" and the simple saying..."LET'S PARTY".
I don't know where I got it from,but it will remain with me.
Sure it might be offensive to some people,but I don't own any Uzi's,and it is a cool looking shirt. :)
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As for the anti-Faldo by louisg at #20, Couldn't agree more mate, as a Scot, we understand him,but just can't stand his narcisstic, self,self,self all the time! We understand him and he is not funny at all. David Feherty would tell Irish jokes all day, me too or any other nationality one I fancy. If you are offended if I tell a "yank" joke, tough! We Scots get our fair share of stick, we deserve it and give as good as we get! The trouble with the PC cabal, they can't give or take anything, so they have it banned to feel them feel equal or superior. Unfortunately they are neither, just inadequate,prissy, pompous drones.
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