Bringin’ the Noise: Socked away

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Sadly, every season countless fantasy owners are victimized by the same tired story.

Boy spends early-round pick on outfielder coming off a breakout season. Boy becomes smitten with last year’s totals. Boy foolishly raises bar of expectations. Boy watches beloved pick slumber through first two months. Boy gets socked in the face when man-crush is DL’ed by an unpronounceable injury. Boy misses prime free agents due to occupied roster spot. Boy spirals into depressive state. Boy becomes uninterested in canoodling attractive women. Boy seeks counsel from Captain Morgan. Boy routinely cries himself to sleep. Boy prays tainted asset can salvage season upon return …

For Carlos “San” Quentin owners, the above scenario is all too familiar. Encaged in solitary confinement for the past two months, supporters of the outfielder have experienced feelings of frustration, rage and insatiable eagerness. Their emotions are completely justified.

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Due to a plaguing foot injury, handshakes and backside spanks have been few and far between for Quentin.
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Around this time last year, the very deserving former D-Backs top prospect was basking in All-Star glory at Yankee Stadium. Over the first-half, the year’s biggest offensive surprise had accumulated gaudy numbers – 339 at-bats, .277 BA, 22 HR, 70 RBI, 62 R, 5 SB. Per Baseball Monster, that output ranked eighth overall among hitters, sandwiched between fantasy goliaths Grady Sizemore(notes) and Chipper Jones(notes). Though Quentin’s production dipped slightly over the second half, he finished with the 27th-best line regardless of position. Naturally, he was selected on average around pick 30 or the mid-third round in 12-team mixed leagues this past March.

Shelved since May 26 with a painful heel injury more common on the gridiron than the diamond (plantar fasciitis), the 26-year-old is grinding out at-bats in the minors, preparing his body for a second-half surge. Cutting in the field has been a cumbersome task, but offensively Quentin has showed plenty of promise. In stints with the Charlotte Knights and fantastically named Kannapolis Intimidators, he has collected eight hits in 24 at-bats (0 HR, two 2Bs) with six RBIs and a terrific 1:6 K:BB split. Based on Quentin’s progress, teammate Jim Thome(notes) expects “big things” upon his activation. But White Sox hitting coach Greg Walker has expressed a more cautiously optimistic view of the slugger’s post-break prospects:

”Obviously, I’m pulling for ‘Q’ to come back and play well. I’m pulling for him personally to get healthy and play well, but [manager] Ozzie [Guillen] always says you have to worry about the guys that are here. We check up on him almost every day, get the reports, but we’re not going to count on him until he gets here.

”He needs to be healthy when he comes and swinging the bat well because the guys we’re running out there right now are doing the job. Obviously, before he got hurt last year, he was a leading candidate for the MVP. If we can get him back playing at that level, it would be a huge boost for us. But the guys we have out there now are doing fine and playing good baseball. We’ll just take it as it comes. Until he gets here, we won’t worry about it.”

Though Walker’s words imply Quentin might be eased back into regular playing time, the Sox will be hard-pressed to keep the slugger’s thunderous bat out of the lineup. Collectively, the Sox have averaged a disappointing 4.6 runs per contest, the fourth-lowest mark in the American League. In order to catch the division-leading Tigers, they desperately need his bat. Even if he can’t play the field, he should log extensive appearances in the DH slot until ready. Barring a setback, he could make his triumphant return on Friday.

Prior to his derailment, the former first rounder had performed admirably – at least, peripherally speaking. On the surface, his .229 BA was without question appalling, but his unfortunate .208 BABIP suggests Lucky Charms weren’t part of his diet. For the most part, the rest of his underlying stats (i.e GB/FB and HR/FB%) were in line with ’08. More encouragingly, his contact rate increased noticeably (’08: 79.5, ’09: 84.5), another strong indicator his BA was destined to climb back near .280.

If Quentin can tolerate the discomfort and regain his long-ball stroke, he should be fantasy’s strongest bounce-back player in the second frame. Thrifty owners in search of an outfield power upgrade should acquire his services before the injury discount expires. This week he was shipped for Clint Barmes(notes), James Shields(notes) and Aaron Harang(notes) in one-for-one Plus league moves.

Up to this point, Quentin owners have endured a tepid tale. But in the season’s second chapter, their diligence will likely be rewarded.

Fearless Forecast (post-break): 235 at-bats, .274 BA, 14 HR, 42 RBI, 39 R, 1 SB

Here are this week’s flames, lames and stars of video games:

Fantasy Flames
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Rafael Furcal(notes) LAD SS 506 83
Market Value: Strong Buy (12-team mixed, NL-only)
Lowdown: Furcal’s pre-break production can be summed up best in one word: pathetic. However, over the past few weeks the shortstop’s contributions have been trending in the other direction. This month, he’s racked a .372 BA with a homer, five RBIs, 11 runs and a stolen base. His renewed concentration on “making better contact and having better at-bats” has helped the 30-year-old recapture his turf-pounding stroke (52.6 GB% since July 1). Having buddy Manny Ramirez(notes) in the lineup has also accelerated his game. He’s still on pace for an underwhelming 11 steals, but reinserted back into the leadoff spot earlier this month, Furcal will have ample opportunities to run down the stretch. Anticipate appreciable three-cat returns in the second act.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 240 at-bats, .284 BA, 4 HR, 23 RBI, 40 R, 11 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Jake Fox(notes) CHC 3B, OF, C? 906 23
Market Value: Strong Backstop Buy (14-team mixed, NL-only)
Lowdown: If Harry Caray was still kickin’, a Jodi Davis-like “King of the wild frontier” serenade would surely be sung to Fox. The Cubs’ minimally used barrel of TNT could earn eligibility at catcher in Yahoo! formats in the very near future. The oblique injury Geovany Soto(notes) is currently dealing with will likely sideline the reigning NL ROY for approximately one month, paving the way for Koyie Hill(notes) and Fox to net additional playing time. The 26-year-old has extensive minor league experience behind the dish and looked very comfortable catching two innings against archrival St. Louis last Sunday. Because of his previous experience, prodigious pop and anxiousness to play, the youngster will probably be a favorite of manager Lou Piniella from this point forward. He will continue to log occasional time at third and outfield, but within two weeks, he’ll likely acquire enough starts at catcher to earn eligibility. Batting .313 with four homers and 15 RBIs on the season, he could easily enter the Russell Martin(notes)/Yadier Molina/AJ Pierzynski(notes) backstop class with 185 at-bats.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 187 at-bats, .288 BA, 10 HR, 33 RBI, 26 R, 1 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Dexter Fowler(notes) COL OF 233 20
Market Value: Strong Speed Buy (12-team mixed, NL-only)
Lowdown: No ACME invention could successfully assist the Wiley Coyotes of the NL from stopping Colorado’s Roadrunner. According to Jim Tracy, the fleet-footed rookie is “without question, one of the fastest player’s [he’s] ever managed.” After a rather vanilla May/June (.262 BA, 1 HR, 11 RBI, 19 R, 9 SB), the lanky leadoff man has blasted off in July batting .306 with three RBIs and a pair of sixes in runs and steals. More importantly, he’s exuding more discipline at the dish, posting a 9:10 K:BB in his past 36 at-bats. He’s also driven the ball more vigorously into the turf (50.0 GB% since July 1), maximizing his blazing speed. Fowler will need to maintain a fair level of consistency to remain productive, but given the Rockies’ offense and his electrifying speed, he should be a very reputable runs and steals source going forward.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 228 at-bats, .272 BA, 4 HR, 21 RBI, 37 R, 15 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Garrett Jones(notes) PIT 1B, OF 921 20
Market Value: Moderate Power Buy (14-team mixed, NL-only)
Lowdown: As crooned by the Piano Man last Sunday, Jones’ recent power jolt has shocked the fantasy world. Provided an opportunity after Nate McLouth(notes) and Nyjer Morgan(notes) were shipped out to Atlanta and Washington respectively, he’s excelled as the Buccos’ everyday leftfielder, collecting 13 hits, including five bleacher shots, in 42 at-bats (.310 BA). Widely considered a Quad-A commodity by many scouts, the 28-year-old hook performed admirably in Triple-A stints with the Twins and Pirates. Earlier this season at Indianapolis, he compiled an impressive line – 277 at-bats, .307 BA, 12 HR, 49 RBI, 44 R, 14 SB. Because of John Russell’s confidence in Jones, the multi-positional asset will continue to see regular PT for the rebuilding Pirates. Based on his plus power, surprising speed and favorable 3-to-5 spot in the order, he will likely yield respectable totals in HR, RBI and steals post-break.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 230 at-bats, .274 BA, 11 HR, 31 RBI, 25 R, 6 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Eric Hinske NYY 1B, OF 858 1
Market Value: Moderate Power Buy (14-team mixed), Strong Power Buy (AL-only)
Lowdown: Traded from Pittsburgh to New York two weeks ago, Hinske has vaulted from outhouse to penthouse. So far in pinstripes, three of his first four hits have cleared the fence. Due to the lefty-swinger’s scorching stick, he will likely earn additional action the rest of the way. Earlier this week, Joe Girardi noted he will institute a five-man outfield rotation post-break. Hinske is expected to split time with Nick Swisher(notes) and Melky Cabrera(notes) in right. Obviously he’s a stream-only play in mixed leagues, but because of Yankee Stadium’s jet stream in right, the Bronx Bombers’ potent lineup and Hinske’s reasonable power upside (career 11.3 HR/FB%), he could accumulate a noteworthy long-ball total in a limited number of at-bats. Treat him similarly as Andruw Jones(notes).
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 135 at-bats, .266 BA, 9 HR, 21 RBI, 15 R, 1 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Scott Feldman(notes) TEX SP 247 39
Market Value: Strong Sell (14-team mixed, AL-only)
Lowdown: The towering 6-foot-5 righty has been a wire treasure for owners in deeper formats. Posting a sparkling 8-2 record with a 3.83 ERA and superb 1.18 WHIP pre-break, Feldman currently ranks ahead of perennial favorites A.J. Burnett(notes), Roy Oswalt(notes) and Carlos Zambrano(notes) in overall value. The development and improved command of his secondary pitches (2.90 BB/9), particularly his filthy cut fastball, explains the rapid ascension. But despite his unforeseen success, the Rangers righty is in line for a major wake-up call. His fateful .242 BABIP and 4.68 FIP are harbingers of darker days. Due to his contact-heavy ways (4.30 K/9) and occasional vulnerability to the long-ball (1.03 HR/9), his dramatic rise and fall could be reminiscent of another Feldman, Corey – at least in the short-term.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 70 IP, 4 W, 4.79 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 38 K
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Carl Pavano(notes) CLE SP 938 21
Market Value: Moderate Buy (14-team mixed, AL-only)
Lowdown: The subject of constant ridicule due to his disastrous tenure as a Yankee, Pavano has achieved moderate success for the basement-dwelling Indians. Though June was a forgettable month (6.14 ERA), Alyssa Milano’s former chew toy has certainly increased his trade value in recent weeks, totaling two wins and a 2.54 ERA and 1.04 WHIP in his past three outings. Ignore his superficial season totals. Under the hood, Pavano’s terribly unlucky .340 BABIP, pinpoint command (1.68 BB/9) and groundball-coaxing arsenal (1.43 GB/FB) indicate an ERA decline is imminent. More enticingly, he may receive a slight value boost if dealt to a contender. Consider him an excellent No. 5 in deeper mixed formats from here on out.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 101 IP, 7 W, 3.95 ERA, 1.31 WHIP, 74 K
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Pedro Martinez(notes) PHI SP 336 24
Market Value: Moderate Buy (14-team mixed, NL-only)
Lowdown: Volatile is the best word to describe Pedro at this point in his legendary career. Brought aboard by Ruben Amaro Jr. for a cool $1 million, the 37-year-old reportedly looked impressive in two workouts last week, routinely touching 88-91 mph with some vintage movement. More impressively, he sported a rather svelte figure – a surprise to one scout. Before dumping a proven commodity for the brand label, it’s important to remember how deplorable he looked with the Mets last year. If his sputtering command and home run proneness resurface, he will completely obliterate team ERAs. Obviously, he’s worth a semi-beefy bid in NL-only formats ($15-$20), but tread cautiously. He is a shell of his former self.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 79 IP, 6 W, 4.97 ERA, 1.39 WHIP, 63 K

Fantasy Lames
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Ian Kinsler(notes) TEX 2B 15 98
Market Value: Hold (all leagues)
Lowdown: Spurned by Joe Maddon for homer selection Carlos Pena(notes) on the All-Star roster, Kinsler can blame his somewhat lackluster play since early May (.225 BA) for the snub. Ignoring the BA, the popular early-round pick is on pace for a historic 37-103-116-33 campaign. Only two second basemen in the history of the game – Brandon Phillips(notes) and Alfonso Soriano(notes) – have joined the exclusive 30-30 club. Still, because many managers believe a downturn in one category can be burdensome his bland BA has been harmful. Plagued by an unsustainable 13.6 line-drive rate (career 20.0), eventually his average will march northward. Based on his outstanding 85.9 contact percentage and laudable K:BB splits, he profiles as a .285-plus hitter.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 250 at-bats, .287 BA, 13 HR, 41 RBI, 49 R, 12 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Victor Martinez(notes) CLE C, 1B 61 98
Market Value: Moderate Buy(all leagues)
Lowdown: In recent days, V-Mart shelves have not been fully stocked. With change-of-address prospects lingering over his head, the Indians catcher has appeared mentally and physically drained. Fruitless at the dish, he’s gone 4-for-46 since June 27, slicing 33 points off his average. His fantastic peripherals, especially his 88.3 contact rate and 1.05 K/BB, support a rebound, but the incessant trade rumors may extend his slump. The All-Star hopes to stay and “retire as an Indian,” but donning different threads may resuscitate his flat-lined bat. Swapped this week for Troy Tulowitzki(notes), Max Scherzer(notes) and Edwin Jackson(notes) in Plus league one-for-one deals, Martinez is an excellent player to target while his average is sagging. Remember, he’s a career .310 hitter after the break.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 220 at-bats, .306 BA, 10 HR, 38 RBI, 33 R, 0 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Adrian Gonzalez(notes) SD 1B 79 98
Market Value: Moderate Buy (all leagues)
Lowdown: Gonzalez may have unnaturally large sound receptors, but he’s barely heard his bat crack in recent weeks. After storming out of the gates in April and May, the heavily owned one-bagger has stumbled. Over the past month plus, he’s tallied a ghastly .200 BA with just four homers, 12 RBIs and 12 runs. Per Baseball Monster, that line ranks 254th overall, one spot ahead of another struggling superstar, Alfonso Soriano. Despite the slide, Gonzalez continues to draw a commendable amount of walks and still boasts one of the finest HR/FB rates in the game (24.7). His humiliating two-homer performance in the Derby only deflated owner confidence further, but his mammoth power is bound to reappear. More importantly, a trade out of Petco would greatly enhance his value. As Pads GM Kevin Tower said earlier this month, “put him in Philadelphia or Cincinnati and he could easily hit 50 home runs.” Pitch a lowball offer.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 255 at-bats, .277 BA, 18 HR, 57 RBI, 51 R, 1 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Aubrey Huff(notes) BAL 1B, 3B 180 92
Market Value: Moderate RBI Buy (all leagues)
Lowdown: Bothered by a mild man-region strain, Huff has seen his overall worth slowly eroded over the past couple weeks. Since July 1, he’s found green pasture just six times in 41 at-bats with a homer, four RBIs and three runs. His disturbing GB/FB spike (1.31), in line with his disappointing ’07 campaign, proves the 30-homer pop of last season isn’t likely to resurface. Still, his attractive contact rates (82.4) and entrenched cleanup spot in a high-scoring lineup arrow to a top-15 3B effort post-break. Owners in search of dependable RBI production from the corner infield position should seek out his services. This week in one-for-one Plus league deals, Huff was swapped for Alex Rios(notes), John Danks(notes) and Brian Wilson(notes).
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 255 at-bats, .271 BA, 10 HR, 46 RBI, 34 R, 0 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Elvis Andrus(notes) TEX SS 526 29
Market Value: Moderate Speed Buy (14-team mixed, AL-only)
Lowdown: Quietly, the baby-faced Elvis has endeared himself to menopausal women AL ROY voters. The 21-year-old’s flawless defense and fair offensive contributions are a major reason why the Rangers could extend their season well into October. However, since July 1, Andrus’ production has left the building. During that stretch, he’s collected a mere four hits in 29 at-bats. To keep him fresh, Nelson Cruz(notes) killer Ron Washington plans to give the youngster 14 days off in the second half, slightly decreasing his value. But because of his strong contact total (86.5), worm-burning approach (2.39 GB/FB) and plus speed, he should be a trustworthy source of swipes and runs for deep leaguers. Keep in mind he’s currently on pace for 65 runs and 30 steals.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 200 at-bats, .266 BA, 3 HR, 13 RBI, 32 R, 15 SB
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Cole Hamels(notes) PHI SP 905 99
Market Value: Strong Buy (all leagues)
Lowdown: Drafted on average around pick 40 in Y! Plus leagues back in March, the Camel has humiliatingly spit on his supporters. On the year, he ranks 93rd among starters in net fantasy value per Baseball Monster. With a 6.88 ERA in his past three starts and only two wins in his last eight, Hamels has his owners understandably concerned that this season may be a complete wash. Rich Dubee’s declaration last weekend that Hamels has “lost the feel for his changeup,” only dampens his chances for a turnaround. But despite the negative forces, the World Series hero is a pitcher to invest in. His grossly unfortunate .348 BABIP, 3.90 FIP and 4.72 K/BB paint a rosy outlook the rest of the way. If he can avoid the long-ball by consistently keeping balls down in the zone, his appalling 4.87 ERA should decrease substantially. Buy on the bear.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 92 IP, 7 W, 3.68 ERA, 1.22 WHIP, 84 K
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Yovani Gallardo(notes) MIL SP 120 98
Market Value: Moderate Sell (all leagues)
Lowdown: Lately, El Chupacabra has sucked far worse things than goats. Riddled by poor command, the Brewers’ ace has failed to reach the sixth inning in back-to-back starts, surrendering nine earned with nine walks in 10 innings. Based on his precarious 4.32 BB/9 and 1.10 HR/9, Gallardo has flirted with disaster for much of the season. Combine that with a good-fortuned .264 BABIP and unappealing 4.05 FIP, and the universally owned hurler is an asset to worry about. When on, his stuff is unquestionably wicked, but considering the names he’s lured in solo Plus league deals with this week – Jonathan Papelbon(notes), Chone Figgins(notes) and Nelson Cruz – it’s time to maximize profit, especially if you have a commanding lead in strikeouts.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 93.1 IP, 6 W, 4.16 ERA, 1.30 WHIP, 95 K
PLAYERTEAMPOSY!RKY!%
Joba Chamberlain(notes) NYY SP, RP 932 92
Market Value: Strong Sell (all leagues)
Lowdown: Yankees fans who clamored to strike the Joba Rules probably now wish they were still enforced. Chamberlain’s full-blown transition from bullpen hand to starter hasn’t been seamless. Dave Eiland recently remarked that because Chamberlain is getting deep into counts, he’s become more predictable. More alarming, his velocity since June 1 has been consistently clocked lower when compared to previous outings. With a wretched 6.87 ERA, 2.44 WHIP and 2.55 HR/9 in his past three starts, the overrated Chamberlain has become expendable in shallow leagues. Due to his erratic control (4.25 BB/9), gopheritis, 4.78 FIP and underachieving 7.89 K/9, deep-thinking owners should strongly consider salvaging some value via trade. This week, he was dealt for Scott Kazmir(notes), Scott Rolen(notes) and Andrew Bailey(notes) in one-for-one Plus league moves. The future remains bright, but until his command is harnessed, he’s untrustworthy.
Fearless Forecast (Rest of season): 72 IP, 5 W, 4.52 ERA, 1.48 WHIP, 61 K

CRUZ COUNTER
To remind colleagues Jeff Passan and Mark Pesavento of the $50 donation they’ll be contributing to the Noise’s import beer fund, Nelson Cruz’s long-ball tally will be noted each week. Remember, the original bet was over/under 25 homers.

Caribbean Cruz connections since last week: 2
Season total: 22
Moonshots to the money: 4
Pace: 41

Brad "The Big Noise" Evans has obsessed about his fantasy teams since the days when Jeff George had value. Yahoo! Sports fantasy’s resident baseball, football and bracketology expert, Brad also lends advice on the two-time Emmy-nominated webcast "Fantasy Football Live" each NFL Sunday. Send Brad a question or comment for potential use in a future column or webcast.
Updated Jul 16, 8:38 pm EDT
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    Commissioner West Wed Jul 22, 2009 08:13 am PDT Report Abuse
    Pedro a 4.95 with a 1.40 whip.. that's a flame alright

    he'll get rocked in philly.

    I'm not a hater, One of the best pitchers I've ever witnessed, but come on.. Pedro shouldn't have come back
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    Tommy Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:14 am PDT Report Abuse
    I have a team trying to grab Todd Helton away from me since his two options are Prado and Swisher. Yesterday, he offered Swisher/Werth for Helton/J.P. Howell. Decided to decline and today, the offer is Swisher/Werth for Helton. My outfield is Manny, Victorino, and McCutchen/F. Gutierrez. I have Casey Blake at the UTIL spot. If I made this deal, I'd probably move Blake to first and Gutierrez getting most of the time in the UTIL spot with McCutchen and Ellsbury. Don't see much use for Swisher and not sure I want to be forced into dropping a player for this deal.

    I basically want to see if the Helton to Blake dropoff is worth the plus production Werth brings. His BABIP indicates he has a good chance of his batting average increasing in the final 70 games. League values both AVG and OPS.
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    dan d Mon Jul 20, 2009 07:36 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Fantastic article, sir.... And the kid talking about the Monster from Predator is ripping off Will Ferrell's "Ghost of Harry Carey" from a few months back. Despite his best efforts to ruin it for me, I don't think thats possible....brilliantly funny.
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    Yahoo! Sports Staff BigNoise Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:31 pm PDT
    Andy, you're the Spencer Pratt of Yahoo! commentors. Congrats.
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    Heath T Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:06 pm PDT Report Abuse
    What do you think of this trade proposal..should I accept trading Mark DeRosa for Quentin???
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    A-Dawg Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:58 am PDT Report Abuse
    Hey Brad, I did the same... I bet with my co-owners that Cruz would definitely hit over 25 HRs and he's currently at 23. So I guess that's money in the bank for the both of us.
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    Andy Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:55 am PDT Report Abuse
    ahahah you're an idiot Evans, you say strong sell all leagues on Joba, which basically means any deal you can get for him you take because his value peaked a while back. Except he just came back from the allstar break throwing 97mph heat and as dominant with it as he ever was in the bullpen. Fix it moron.

    I immediately traded Quentin when I saw your article was predicting big things for him down the road, you'll be happy to know I got Markakis, and Quentin must be screwed since you say he will do well.

    Oh and hahahahah Cruz broke his finger I hope you lose your bet you self aggrandizing overrated overly@#$%y joke of a sports writer. Tell your buddy Funston to keep pumping out those big boards, I love linking to them when I'm really ripping someone off, I almost got a guy to give me Ryan Howard for Torii Hunter based solely on the big board! (I've decided they must be a joke and the real genius of them is people using them like I do, the people who actually use them as legit rankings get screwed by us and we win our leagues)
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    Jason L Sun Jul 19, 2009 07:20 pm PDT Report Abuse
    gallardo a sell?? man evans is so stupid can i remind you his 2 starts before the last two starts 14.2 IP 21 K's 5 BB 1.23 ERA .958 Whip allow me to go further take out his last two starts lets go to his last 8 starts before his last two (jul 12 ,27) 53IP 64 K's 28 BB 1.69 ERA so just becsasuehes had a couple bad startsdoesnt mean you need to overreact i dont see any reason why he should falter in the second half he is perfectly healthey, still has the same stuff he had in the first half there isno reason to belive he will fall off in the secon half i look at his as a storng buy if he islisted as a sell he will be a great source of K's and should keep an era at about 3.30 and with that ofense should get about 14-18 wins dont listen to evans
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    BrettJ Sun Jul 19, 2009 04:00 pm PDT Report Abuse
    I love how last week all these "experts" were telling us to sell high on Haren because of his second half numbers. Well all he does last night is go 8 innings, 4 H, 1 ER, 2 BB and 8 K's lowering his ERA to 1.96 and WHIP to an unheard of 0.80. IMO hes right now the best SP in the game. If he didnt play on a crappy team he'd get more recognition. His bullpen has literally blown at least 3 games for him so far this year and if he ever got any run support then he'd easily be 14-2 instead of 10-5. Need proof??? Here are the scores of the 5 games hes lost this year. 3-0, 3-1, 2-0, 3-1 and 2-1. BTW hes also lasted at least 6 innings in every single start this year. And im a huge Lincecum fan but Haren has just been slightly better this year. I mean for the season the dudes got a 137:18 SO to BB ratio. His numbers as of right now are Pedroesque of the late 90's and 2000. Please if you have any arguments against please explain. Oh yea and he was a steal when i picked him in the 5th round of my draft while getting Lincecum in the 2nd round.
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    BrettJ Sun Jul 19, 2009 03:22 pm PDT Report Abuse
    #70, I concur, especially when all these so-called "experts" were telling heads to sell high on Haren because of his post all-star break numbers. Haren, especially after last nights outing (8 innings, 4 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 8 K's) lowering his ERA to 1.96 and his WHIP to an unheard of 0.80 for a SP, is the best SP in the game. He moved to 10-5 and if his crappy bullpen didnt blow other games and he got some run support then he'd easily be 14-3 or maybe even better. Here are the scores of the 5 games he lost.....3-0, 3-1, 2-0, 3-1 and 2-1. He's lasted at lest 6 innings in every single start too. Im a huge Lincecum fan and Tim is a close second to Haren IMO but you just cant find anything wrong with those numbers. Theyre Pedroesque via late '90's. Oh yea and for the season he has 137 K's to 18 BB's...LOL. What a steal he was in the 5th round of my draft. I know its only one start but to those that think hes gonna fall flat on his face in the second half are looking dumb right now.
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    Vox Sun Jul 19, 2009 07:07 am PDT Report Abuse
    @ 68:

    Dude, MAKE THE TRADE! unless your 2B slot has the name UTLEY in it already, trading the O-Dog and Vladi for Kinsler is a no brainer. I've been on the Kinslercoaster last two years, and the upside is so worth it.

    how this for outfield from hell... Hawpe/Werth/Ichiro/BJ Upton/Choo. Someone HAS to sit, and my league is one of those notorious "draft 'em and keep 'em" leagues. If theres one trade a month, people go insane. Makes me want to bang head on desk regularly.
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    Vox Sun Jul 19, 2009 06:59 am PDT Report Abuse
    Carlos Quentin rehabbing with the Kannapolis Intimidators?

    Let me guess.... team colors are black and white, and all players wear the number 3. Probably have a @#$%in' bullpen car, though.
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    BrettJ Sat Jul 18, 2009 06:00 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Quick question. I have Braden on both of my teams and its fair to say he just blew up my ERA in a short week. My question is should i drop Braden for Lowe as hes available in one of my leagues or just chalk it up as a bad outing against a good team (even though Vlad and Hunter werent in the line-up) and hold onto him???
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    Ben B Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:15 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Evans! You need to get Brian Roberts on the Fantasy Lames list immediately. The guy has nearly singlehandedly killed my average every week for the past month. It causes me deep emotional pain to play Roberts while I have Freddy Sanchez rotting on the bench just because I need stolen bases.
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    Judge Homer Sat Jul 18, 2009 09:50 am PDT Report Abuse
    Is Quentin's second half splash going to be this year or next year? The way it looks he may not get back till the second half next year.
    I had a similar injury running from first to third and tore the hell out of my foot. Wore a cast for months and it took years before I could run again. Still not 100% and that was over 5 years ago.
    So how is it that Quentin is going to rebound from this so quick? Answer: He hasn't hince no call up yet. He can't run without pain and it will be that way for some time. And even when he gets back he will not have the speed that he had before or ever again. He will be limited to DH for years on and off. And fall off the map.
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    Carl Mitchell Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:50 pm PDT Report Abuse
    wowowowowowowowowowoWOW! garrett jones...is he really this good? hey jimbo, i hope he keeps this up. i just dont know where to start him. i got crawford, ibanez, dye, mclouth and hunter (DL) filling up my outfield. i got pujols and helton filling up my first base spots. the league im in also has two utility spots, but those are filled by the guys not starting in my outfield or at first base (helton, mclouth). so now im stuck with a dilemma...how do i start this guy? i wish he had third base or short stop eligibility, i would bench scutaro or tejada for him in a heart beat. i am trying to trade mclouth or helton, but i cant trade them fast enough. this guy just hit two more bombs tonight (one off lincecum, thats a feat in itself). i might just sell helton/mclouth super low so i can just have an open spot for GJ...who? garrett jooooonessss, who?!?! garrett joooooonesssssss.

    anyways, tom, ill take a stab at mike lowell's fearless forecast for the second half. i would guess that he will the exact same numbers he had in the first half, which means solid numbers, but then he will get hurt or start slumping at the very end of the season when you really need him.
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    tom Fri Jul 17, 2009 09:25 pm PDT Report Abuse
    fearless forecast for lowell anyone???
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    The Chairman of the Board Fri Jul 17, 2009 07:52 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Post 67, make that deal if someone is willing to do it. Run, don't walk on that one. Vlad is done, o-dogg is having a career season and tends to get banged up. Kinsler is on pace for an easy 30-30 and may set the record for leadoff RBI
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    Graeme Fri Jul 17, 2009 04:49 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Noise: I was calling you out on some stupid advise,thats all.Telling your peeps to sell low on one of the best fantasy players ever is stupid....take a step back Noise, and read this.

    .........You just told people to trade A-Rod for VERLANDER 1-for-1!?..........

    As for my love of A-Rod.NEVER!!! I'm a die hard Jays fan and I hate A-Rod...he is bush league F@CK and I will never respect him as a player or as a person...but this is fantasy and he puts up stats that demand the respest of every fantasy player.Good fantasy players can put aside their hate for a player or a team.

    I didn't list Utley's rank last month cause A-Rod for Utley is a fair trade(ie is not selling low)...my point was that telling people to sell low on A-Rod is not smart advise for a fantasy expert to be giving or anyone for that matter.I didn't need to list any names to make this poit.YES?

    ...and why would I not use Verlanders second half numbers to make my point.If I'm about to trade one of the best fantasy players in a A-Rod,I'm going to do my homework.Could Verlander be good for the rest of the season,yes.If I'm trading A-Rod I want a bit more of a sure thing then a player who's career trends tell me to stay away form him in the 2nd half.

    Peeps who ignor trends,home vs. away #s,post All Star #s ect....are the same peeps who ended up drafting Matt Holliday in the 1st/2nd rd and trading for Dan Haren every year at the half way mark.Say what you will Noise but these #s tell a story.
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    Xobai Fri Jul 17, 2009 04:19 pm PDT Report Abuse
    And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why harry carey is the greatest. Even though he's dead he still puts up an unparallelled fantasy post.
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    jeffp Fri Jul 17, 2009 04:07 pm PDT Report Abuse
    I'll take my lumps if this is stupid but I'm looking at trading O-hud and Bad Vlad for Kinsler.
    My OF would be Manny/Ichiro/J Up
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    JimBo Fri Jul 17, 2009 03:54 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Garrett Jones is a beast! he's killing opposing pitchers here in Pitt! i know we Pirates suck, but atleast now we have an outfield thats fun to watch! well, for the next 2 years when they really establish themselves and get traded away! also, if anyone needs some sweet fantasy rankings, here's what i prefer:

    http://www.fanball.com/store
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    saltyrogue Fri Jul 17, 2009 03:17 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Post #65 How old are you? Just go away knob!
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    Harrey Fri Jul 17, 2009 02:29 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Hey Brandon,

    I'm in a 20 team mixed league with a gay asian robot Pete Rose and I'd like to get your opinion on a trade. Would you trade Carlos Quentin for the monster in Predator if he were allowed to play? If not the monster from Predator, how about Manny Ramirez who looks a lot like the monster from Predator? They're quite similar only Manny plays better defense.

    If not that, then would you trade Quentin for Joel Piniero since your article says he's gonna win 17 games in the 2nd half?

    That's a lot of wins.

    The only thing keeping Joel Piniero from winning 17 games in the 2nd half is Joel Piniero. Or the monster from Predator. Or diarrhea, whichever comes first. With a name like Piniero I'm sure he eats a lot of spicy food.

    If the predator monster were after me, I'm sure I'd get diarrhea too! Piniero, if you're reading this, avoid both the predator monster and spicy food! I know it's no easy task my friend.

    Brandon! Kudos on the ARod prediction. After reading your last article I traded him for Omar Vizquel. That Omar is gonna be quite a fine ballplayer when they give him some more innings.

    Thanks Brandon, your articles are the best! I hope you don't eat spicy food like Joel Piniero!

    Cubs win! Cubs win!!!
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    Ry Fri Jul 17, 2009 01:36 pm PDT Report Abuse
    Tal

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