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What no life idiotic basement monkey plays Rory 10 times so far this year Lewis F?
that was a bat
Is a $10 Crown Royal Macchiato really better than a $6 Seagrams Seven macchiato ?
Cha Ching !
who knew ?
Scotland is to kilts.
It Is What It Is.
Best rock tossers Swami's ever ever seen.
when I find out if Ringo outlives Paul.
"Nice to meet you, Urinal."
Didn't get hard.
on organ rejection medication.
Anyone can do it.
Why do some farts feel hot?
but it's just my daily body update.
name that tune.
That reminds me that it's all you can eat shrimp month at Red Lobster.
It was Ozzy Osbourne
because his wedding band cut off the circulation years ago.