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The Griz 5 posts  |  Last Activity: Jun 17, 2016 8:59 AM Member since: Oct 6, 2007
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    Yahoo slow again

    by mminla19 May 31, 2016 12:29 PM
    The Griz The Griz Jun 1, 2016 3:29 PM Flag

    Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
    Who's in the middle of something
    That he doesn't really understand

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    by Kenneth May 18, 2016 1:31 AM
    The Griz The Griz May 19, 2016 2:36 PM Flag

    Pay no attention the man behind the curtain!!!

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    Stat corection

    by Richard May 18, 2016 1:42 PM
    The Griz The Griz May 18, 2016 2:04 PM Flag

    Who are you talking to, sonny???

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    by Chris Apr 18, 2016 8:06 PM
    The Griz The Griz Apr 19, 2016 8:17 AM Flag

    That's not a real test!!!

    A real test goes as follows!!!

    Peasant 1: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
    Vladimir: How do you known she is a witch?
    P2: She looks like one!
    V: Bring her forward
    Woman: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
    V: ehh... but you are dressed like one.
    W: They dressed me up like this!
    All: naah no we didn't... no.
    W: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
    (V lifts up carrot)
    V: Well?
    P1: Well we did do the nose
    V: The nose?
    P1: ...And the hat, but she is a witch!
    (all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
    V: Did you dress her up like this?
    P1: No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
    (P3 points at wart)
    V: What makes you think she is a witch?
    P2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
    V: A newt?!
    (P2 pause & look around)
    P2: I got better.
    P3: Burn her anyway! (burn her burn her burn!)
    (king walks in)
    V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
    P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
    V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
    P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
    V: What do you burn apart from witches?
    P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
    P3: Wood!
    V: So, why do witches burn?
    (long pause)
    P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
    V: Gooood.
    (crowd congratulates P2)
    V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
    P1: Build a bridge out of her!
    V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
    P1: Oh yeah...
    V: Does wood sink in water?
    P1: No
    P3: No. It floats!
    P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
    V: What also floats in water?
    P1: Bread
    P3: Apples
    P2: Very small rocks
    (V looks annoyed)
    P1: Cider
    P3: Grape gravy
    P1: Cherries
    P3: Mud
    King: A Duck!
    (all look and stare at king)
    V: Exactly! So, logically...
    P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
    V: And therefore,
    (pause & think)
    P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
    V: We shall use my largest scales.

  • The Griz The Griz Apr 18, 2016 2:34 PM Flag

    Please release me, let me go
    For I don't love you anymore
    To waste our lives would be a sin
    Release me and let me love again

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