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  • Dirty Sanchez Dirty Sanchez Jul 23, 2013 9:26 PM Flag

    No Mizzi, this is Booger:

    While the employee was on the phone with 911, the suspect attacked a customer who tried to return a debit card she dropped in the parking lot, grabbing her around the throat and pushing her into a garbage can, according to the report. The suspect then reportedly went back into the bar and tried to grab the phone away from the employee.

    Officers arrived to find the suspect inside the business, swaying and leaning against the bar for support while reportedly yelling at the staff.

    According to the report, the suspect was either unable or unwilling to answer an officer's questions. The officer reports she would only repeat the phrase, "I am a lawyer; show me respect."

    After officers had handcuffed the suspect, it was discovered she had somehow managed to defecate on the bumper of a patrol car, as well as twice in the street, according to the report.

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