The only things in your pants pockets are your car keys and a court summons.
Happy Lundi Gras
You go to the bathroom and actually pee hurricanes
you puke in a ziploc bag so you can enjoy that crawfish ettoufee again.
You wake up in a T-Shirt that reads "Jambalayapalooza"
You wake up in court with your pants on backwards.
The woman next to you in bed is named Fat Tuesday!