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realized he finally has become an IRRELEVANT zero in his magical world
The Salmon Dance
Example...Colts Manning...not done yet?Who knew?(Now where's Kurtsey to reward me with rimmer?)
Copied Yahoo's home page headlines onto the Golf board daily because his head is otherwise, empty.
Set notifications to email his alarm clock to ring the second he hears UNCLE BUCK's Double action speed reel start the clicking sound of reelin the Guppy in...and SWALLOMI dat hook deep in his craw
Burned down his trailer after an enchanting bug zapper lit evening cheese fondue with Kurtsey
Had his walk for the day and his Lover Kurtsey gutted and thrown back to the pond sludge...Yawnnnnnn....Can't expect LAPDOG's to sit on UNCLE BUCKS porch for long...
Taught Kurtsey da finer points of taking down that triple barbed beast deeeep...while still flailin around UNCLE BUCKS platform of pain....
Dreamed he's Jeffs brother 'Nott Fuxworthy'
Unle Buck prefers MY LIL red Wangler. OMFG ! another boooooogerizm !
Had a FAKE Off Showdown to see which failed science experiment has the most moronic laughable IDs on UNCLE BUCKs pond...Kurtsey or the SEMIROD LAPDOG..The Showdown continues...
Dialing Suicide Hotline...fears the worst. Kurtsey has taken his stage on UNCLE BUCKS boat...