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Dear Fantasy Golfers,
Yahoo apologizes for our sloppy work. Yesterday, for example, our IT guy overdosed on college football and was just too drunk after the Oregon-ASU football game to finish his work. We are sports fans, too. We do not promise any more updates this season because this is yet another great sports Sunday. Check in before the MLB playoffs. We might sober up and finish.
Dear Mr Fantasy,
Play us a tune. Maybe something to make us all happy.
Do anything take us out of this gloom.
Sing a song, play guitar, and please, make it snappy
Because you are the one who can make us all laugh.
While doing so you break out in tears.
Please don't be sad if it was a straight mind you had.
We wouldn't have known you all these years.