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is that your mom or did you go through a time machine 30 years from now?

is that your mom or did you go through a time machine 30 years from now?

let me buy you another drink and your mom another double

let me buy you another drink and your mom another double

make it a double bitch

make it a double bitch

I have a cage match next week, wanna come see me get my ass beat

I have a cage match next week, wanna come see me get my ass beat

I have an IRA and a shoebox full of baseball cards

I have an IRA and a shoebox full of baseball cards

most of the women at the bars i hang out at already know what i do for a livng because whe...

most of the women at the bars i hang out at already know what i do for a livng because whenever i get to be on tv....we always have a big party at one of them and then walk back and forth between the four of them

nevermind...their never gonna believe me anyways

nevermind...their never gonna believe me anyways