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He was jealous of Phelps getting all the attention. Amy also has posters of Phelps in their room which makes Phil feel inadequate. Not even Viagra is helping him. Amy uses the Phelps poster and her little toy to do what Phil can't.
Phil then decided to ask about joining the men's swim team, but because his breasts were too large they told him he could only be on womens team. He has been seen training in his daughters plastic kiddie pool that is 2 feet deep. Kurt applies sunscreen lotion all over Phil's body so he doesn't hurt his iddle widdle sensitive skin. He applies two layers of lotion on the groin area for no reason other than he just likes touching Phil there. Fluff then applies lotion on Kurt and tells him its part of the Tigorism, which Kurt falls for all the time. Practice finishes with a slip n' slide slide off and a mud wrestling tournament between the three of them. Phombies then make a bonfire and do tribal chants around it wearing nothing but speedos. who who who he he he ho
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