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Phil and Bones and Marauder and Kurt along with his special assistant Paula Creamer were almost overrun by hundreds of Zombies at 17 today. It was like the human waves by the chinese in Korea..How many of those bastards did we whack..ahh the good ole days. Now we play olympics with them...pew!
Anyway they rained down on 17 first with bouncy bally artillary and darkened the skies like in 300! Then the koala eaters came in with Gillette razors and Kurt and Marauder went back to back..Luckily they had samuraii swords from Tom Cruise and Zombies fell by the hundreds into the water like Anthony Kim shots.. When the smoke cleared..Phil was safe to mount his Sunday charge where he will become the first man to win the Players Back to back...Paula was shaken up but clung to Kurt's arm tightly and he whisked her offf to relax her a bit back at the hotel...he he he he-
more awful gheyness from manboob lover
more awful gheyness from manboob lover
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An important announcement from zombie camp!: Zombies invaded Phombie's temporary head...
An important announcement from zombie camp!:
Zombies invaded Phombie's temporary headquarters located in the caddies locker at TPC Sawgrass in the middle of the night. The zombies sent in elite forces in camouflage with nike hybrid irons as weapons. The zombies took phombie secret plans and also whisked away Paula Creamer. She is now with the zombie leaders (David, Soup, Uncle Chuck, Allen & Raul) helping them decipher the plans which were written by crayon in Kurt's 2 year old handwriting.
She also shared a story that Kurt tried to kiss her, but she turned her face and started laughing. He then started crying and screamed "but I've held out all this time for you. I want to lose my virginity to you Paula!!" she said, to which she began laughing even more.
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whatever, jerkoff.
whatever, jerkoff.
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Don't blame that on us, I heard she got with Boston forever during a weak moment last ...
Don't blame that on us, I heard she got with Boston forever during a weak moment last year during the Ginn....poor paula
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Wow Vanessa....throwing a little spice onto the board
Wow Vanessa....throwing a little spice onto the board
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I don't have to pick up women....I've been with my Connie for almost 2 years, but ...
I don't have to pick up women....I've been with my Connie for almost 2 years, but I do like to hang out and piss in the slurpee machines........here, you seem parched, have a slurpee
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