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Phil and Bones and Marauder and Kurt along with his special assistant Paula Creamer were almost overrun by hundreds of Zombies at 17 today. It was like the human waves by the chinese in Korea..How many of those bastards did we whack..ahh the good ole days. Now we play olympics with them...pew!
Anyway they rained down on 17 first with bouncy bally artillary and darkened the skies like in 300! Then the koala eaters came in with Gillette razors and Kurt and Marauder went back to back..Luckily they had samuraii swords from Tom Cruise and Zombies fell by the hundreds into the water like Anthony Kim shots.. When the smoke cleared..Phil was safe to mount his Sunday charge where he will become the first man to win the Players Back to back...Paula was shaken up but clung to Kurt's arm tightly and he whisked her offf to relax her a bit back at the hotel...he he he he
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