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  • Dirty Sanchez Dirty Sanchez Dec 13, 2013 4:25 PM Flag

    Time for Christmas songs!!!

    It's funny how some fables became historic
    When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
    But people will believe anything if it's written
    Especially in stone or ancient scroll
    December 25th has been blacklisted
    Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
    It was the last thing anyone ever expected
    Xmas has been X'd

    No colored lights, no shopping sprees
    No more presents under dead trees
    St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
    We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

    Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
    Protestants increasingly become agnostic
    Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
    Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
    Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
    Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
    But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
    Cuz Easter's canceled too

    No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
    Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
    They canceled lent and slowed down fast
    Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
    No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
    No more presents (we don't need Christ) under dead trees (we got eight nights)
    St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (they won't cancel)
    We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve