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  • Rickster Rickster Apr 8, 2013 9:30 AM Flag

    Logic Of A Beer Drinker

    Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?

    Man: Yes.

    Lady Interviewer: How much a day?

    Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.

    Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?

    Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.

    Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?

    Man: 15 years.

    Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?

    Man: Correct.

    Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?

    Man: Correct.

    Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink?

    Lady Interviewer: No.

    Man: So where's your f......... Ferrari?

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