General Message Board
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' and that eat things. The first little boy says "Alligator". "Very good says the teacher, "that's a big word. The second boy says "Predator". "Yes, that's another big word, well done says the teacher"!! Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Vibrator"..........after nearly falling of her chair the teacher says "That's a big word, but it doesn't eat anything". Little Johnny says "Well, my sister has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
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