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Stewart-Haas Racing was happy, but not Jack Rousch...
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
All teams are hoping of winning the Winston Cup Championship next year...
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While Kurt Bush was wishing he didn't say what he had said...
And Delana in her firesuit, and Kevin in his cap...
Had just settled in their garage after the season's final lap...
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Kyle Bush was doing donuts, just like The Mad Hatter...
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters & I was hoping Kyle would crash...
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave Kyle a wide awakening, when he was parked for one show...
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
Kyle pushing Hornaday in the rear...
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With a beady eyed driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be a d***...
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
He switched to Toyota, OH shame, shame, shame...
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
Danica Patrick just might be what NASCAR is missin'...
To the front of the pack! to the top of the wall!
Now crash away! crash away! crash away all!"
He spoke too many words & went straight back to his work,
Even Jimmy Spencer says that Kyle is a jerk.
And dispalying his finger right at the officals nose,
And Mr. Helton's temper again did it rose!
He sprang to his car, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
I hope everyone has a Very Merry Christmas & A Happy & Prosperous New Year!!!...
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