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  • WacoWarrior WacoWarrior Dec 23, 2011 11:00 AM Flag

    Twas' the night before Christmas & all thru the house...

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    Kyle Bush was doing donuts, just like The Mad Hatter...
    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    Tore open the shutters & I was hoping Kyle would crash...

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
    Gave Kyle a wide awakening, when he was parked for one show...
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    Kyle pushing Hornaday in the rear...

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    • With a beady eyed driver, so lively and quick,
      I knew in a moment he must be a d***...
      More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
      He switched to Toyota, OH shame, shame, shame...


      "Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
      Danica Patrick just might be what NASCAR is missin'...
      To the front of the pack! to the top of the wall!
      Now crash away! crash away! crash away all!"

 

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