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  • Eric Cartman Eric Cartman May 8, 2011 10:17 PM Flag

    South Park Speedway

    Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.

    Kyle: Shut up Carman!

    Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-



    Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!



    Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL



    Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!



    cartman: WEEELLLLLL



    Kyle: I'm warning you!



    Cartman: Ok ok



    Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-



    Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls



    Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!



    Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!




    [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/kyles-mom-is-a-bitch-lyrics-south-park.html ]



    Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!



    Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this



    (chinese kids)

    (french kids)

    (dutch kids)

    (african kids)



    Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch



    (crowd:gasp)



    Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch



    Stan: Uhh Cartman



    Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

    I really mean it Kyle's mom

    She's a big fat stinky bitch!

    Big old fat fucking bitch!

    Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

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