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Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Packers nor the Vikings made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry. So, they decided on a week long ice fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
So on a cold northern Wisconsin lake they began their contest.
The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Vikings had caught 100 fish and the Packers had 0. At the end of the 2nd day the Vikings had caught 200 fish and the Packers 0.
That evening the Packers coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." So the next morning he dressed one of his players in purple and gold and sent him over to the Viking camp to act as a spy.
At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach.
The coach asked, "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"
"They sure are!" the player reported. "They're cutting holes in the ice."
Joaniereb and Motor have been married for over 30 years, and on their anniversary they decided to return to the very hotel where they spent their first night together as husband and wife.
Motor was on the bed when Joaniereb came out of the bathroom, completely nude, just like she did on their wedding night.
She struck a sexy pose and asked Motor "Honey, what were you thinking about when I came out of the bathroom like this all those years ago?"
Motor said "I looked at you and thought to myself that I'd like to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry."
Joaniereb says "And what are you thinking now?"
Motor tells her "I'm thinking I did a pretty good job of it!"
- 1 Reply to m
Well man could have been Jack and Jill or Fred and Wilma a host of other names. If you said Ed and Joanie she might have gave you a laugh. She would be the 1st to tell you there is no way me and her would ever make 30 days married let alone 30 years. LoL. She is sworn to Mr Ed. It's all about size, not quality. "damn did I complement and bitch slap Ed in one sentence. J/K "
I give it an passing grade just because you are trying to interject humor in to what has turned into the "let me see how stupid I can sound today" show. I just don't know how Joanie will react to being called old and dried up. She's a tough girl so maybe you will get a smurk as apposed to a grin. LoL.
- 1 Reply to green monsta
We have to break you of the golf board traits. LoL. On here we reply to the poster. So if you open corey's post and say you Rock, everyone would know you meant Corey rocks.
Have you done the smoke show yet. I checked your vids, I didn't see it yet. Just wondering.