Man and his wife of 30 years go to the middle east for their anniversary. they visit the Holy Land....Jerusalem, Bethlehem, etc. Well, one day the mans wife died. In making arrangements to get her home, he's talking to a gentleman at the hospital. The man says, "First off, im terribly sorry about your wife's passing, and my blessings are with you. Second, I just wanted to let you know, here, we can bury her for 500.00. Just to get her back to America is going to cost you around 5000.00, It's up to you". The man replied, "Well, best i figure, many many years ago, you all buried a man over here that miraculously came back to life 3 days later......I'm not taking that chance with her, she's coming with ME!"