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  • OOZING OOZING Aug 31, 2010 11:31 PM Flag

    Who's got a joke?


    Jeff Gordon,Jimmy Johnson and Dale Jr. all went out on Lake Norman for a friendly day of fishing. Once they got out to where they wanted to try their luck, Jeff noticed that in their haste to start fishing, they had forgotten to unload their fishing poles from the truck. Jeff says.."Damn..I'm not going back without any fish..", so he pulls off his pants and throws his manhood over into the water. To everyones dismay, he pulls in a 3lb bass. He takes the fish from his member, pokes it's eyes out and tosses it in the cooler. Not to be out done, Jimmy drops his trousers and let's his manhood drop into the water. Soon, he is pulling in a 6lb bass! He withdraws from the fish, pokes it's eyes out and tosses his catch into the cooler. They both turn to Jr. and ask if he would like to try his luck. Jr. turns redfaced and finally answers."Sure , but you have to promise not to poke my eyes out...!!!

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    • Lmao.

      It's good to see everyone playing today.


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      • Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gifts he requests."

        Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."

        Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"

    • Bad mental image. Not cool at all.

    • Best so far!! LMAO!


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