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  • Thomas Thomas Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM Flag

    Who's got a joke?

    This is a true JOKE... My wife is tryin to convince me to move to Maine, so I say "OK", go ahead....She follows with, We wont have to deal with anymore Hurricanes, since the last one shredded our roof. Also,, arent you tired of this Heat??? Sure I say. So we decide to "just do it".................And as I sit here, in the living room, with the Hurricane warnings for Friday flashing on the Toob, without an air conditioner, with sweat still pouring off me, since it was 97 degrees here today {hottest day on record ever} Justa CURSING that bitch,,, I come to a realization,,,, Damn honey,,all that shit we packed & moved we forgot our friggin stove.

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    • Now that's funny! ROTFLMAO!

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      • Beauty is in the eye of the beheld

        A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go To the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

        After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said,'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

        'No,' she replies. . .

        You just happened "to catch my eye"

      • 4 days after the neighbors were braggin about, " Oh yeah, we have beautiful weather here, no hurricanes, no tornadoes", Oh shit, we better clean out the storm cellar, WTF,, did that shit follow me up here from Texas????

    • Irony is funny as he'll sometimes. I hate it for you. I saw the news last night and it said it would hit up there. I thought of your recent move. You think that they are stalking you. Lmao.



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