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  • Curse Curse Aug 17, 2010 12:39 AM Flag

    I'm Sick........true story

    My wife Sunday was jaring Peaches........ very fine peaches.....

    when Jaring them you use a pressure cooker........ "Pressure"

    Well for those so far that are thinkin about my Peaches with Pressure........... back to thread......

    The pressure in the cooker is LOTS and HOT......... she opened it spraying ALL of the chest and belly right thigh and Both arms.................. before I even threw her in the COLD shower her skin was hanging off..........................

    No Zhit........................ Wife is alive but 2nd degree burns might turn 3rd degree in spot........puss bubbles where atleast 1in tall.....

    EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

    enjoy my post............... I am human too.................but just likes FINGERS

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    • Thank You to all for the prayers and careing posts........ I still will be more than happy to chew off all your fingers though......


      Thanks Again.........

    • It's good she hates it, she won't mind leaving it behind....one thing at a time, deal with the pain and healing, and then recovering from dealing with the pain and healing...it's a lot of misery, Curse, and sounds like you are doing an awesome job - God Bless!

    • I'm saddened to know that you and her are in such pain. Truly, it is my wish that God will first heal both your pains and take away the scars. Also, that you find a new purpose and love for your spouse,greater than before with desires unending. I know how it is to have a disabling injury or disease befall into a life. It can be quite devastating. Please, focus on the person you first fell in love with and remember that person is in there still. She needs you now more than ever.

    • Well wifey came home with Norco and Morphine and gotta go back every 3-4 days and nurse comes daily to change wraps on arms till the chest and belly heal more........The morph has really F'ed my wife up.......hmmmmmmm
      Starts to kinda FREAK out.........ROTFLMAO.........

    • Now maybe tue.............. and come tue they will say "not till thurs" then "oh your insurance ran out" .........."now you can go home your well enough"............"here's your scripts"............."Please fill out our survey and tell them how good we are".........(HA !.........and no mints with my BiLL)...........

      Can't wait to see that $$number$$.........I know ..... I will pay with chickens...... *O.B.H.C.P !!....... gotta love it

      Now in all the donations that will be coming, need only to be chickens........Live Chickens.........(not that I will ever get one)

      Find a chicken farm ......... and play coyotes......

      *Obama Health Care Plan

    • The peaches jarred fine......... The wounds are healing and they say she might be able to come home Sunday........ but the healing is gonna take AWHILE....... someone is gonna have to come wrap her once a day for alittle bit and teach me how to do it ...........

      Fun Fun.............well as far as making woopy with the wifey ...... I guess she can just lay there...Right? Too bad she dont have laryngitis........ That could be interesting............ LMAO

      Her coming home is not a task I want to step up to....... But I will and must............

      Anyone know how to cook regular food???............ I know how to butter fingers.......... No really I can cook just been awhile..... My wife has done beyond what is needed and MOST women do that for the home............Some are as lazy as us men...... LOL

      Gotta go see my kids and sleep on the floor........ They take up the whole KING size bed........ Then in the mornmy boys pokes my eye to wake me up as my girly pets my head and back..........

      Good family and bad happens.............. Guess that's the way God likes it.......... What a funny guy .........Everyone has to be a comedian I suppose..............Oh yeah...... I forgot....... GOD SAVED HER FACE and HANDS.................

      Wait till I die.............. I am taking my stick up for Battle...... at least I believe in God ...huh! Hope he gots FINGERS

    • Back atcha, - oh, and they have the most awesome shades of "pink'', will compliment any skin tone - in fact, their new division is called "Pink", and the new stores dedicate a whole wing to their new "Pink" line...hmmmmm, er, well, never mind....but, I think you should try the dark rosey pink....with your dark hair...oh, my...neeevvvermind.....

      Did I mention - Kyle Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Well now if that doesn't give me a reason to check my in-box, nothing would. LOL

      Looking forward to it.

      Oh yeah! For those that don't know...You Rock!

    • Thats horrible my dude so sorry take care of that woman

    • I am sad....... Figured I would share at this meeting. Wifey not coming home yet. I hope this weekend. This sucks...........they says 3rd degree on part of the belly and both nipples...... Ouchy man..............

      Okay new guy..... You turn to share!!!

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      • Gift card to Victoria's Secret as a get-well gift, I kid You not...it'll perk her up, always nice to have pretties, and also, the world's most wearable/comfortable (along with prettiest) bras....they know what they're doing there at VS...show her you care....and reap the benefits yourself, since it sounds like you cain look but not touch for awhile....be The Reaper here....it suits you....

      • Don't really know ya, but I've had friends suffer severe burns and an uncle that was so damaged he wasn't supposed to survive...but he did. It's a hard and painfull road and if I may be serious here, my prayers are with you and your wife. You are in a way, making light of the situation to help deal with what's going on and to convince yourself that you can keep your chin up. Well, you keep on keepin' your chin up, and remember that there are those of us out here that truly wish we could just come over and say "High" to your wife and help if we could. But: this is cyber and you could live next door for all I know. Be that as it may, I'm saddened by the reality that someone I know is going thru what is truly a painful experience and I wish for a speedy recovery for your wife.

        Were you able to salvage any of the peaches?

        Dawg!!

      • Man sorry to hear about your peaches, or melons not sure. Not to sound like it is ok she will have scars, but @least she will not have serious issues with self conciousness. They will be hid from most and only the one who loves her will ever know they are there.

        In times like these you have to look for the positive. Buy her some silk shirts to wear. Or something very soft on her skin. Cotton can be irritating to her wounds.

        One more positive for you. A bra will be very uncomfortable. So the puppies will be free. LoL. God I hope she never reads my posts. Down side it is like getting to start a nice car but not drive it. They will be a no touch zone for a little bit. Take good care of her. Your in my prayers. That don't mean a lot though. I don't think he listens to me, or is it I'm not listening well enough to him.

        MoToR

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